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Themaskedferret


I'm many former things.

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Shortly after the start of her maiden voyage the Equestrian Deep Space Explorer Red Shetland, commanded by Twilight Sparkle and Princess Luna, disappeared after reporting a reactor problem.

Three million years later, following her release from a stasis pod, Luna wanders the deserted corridors of the ship and tries to understand what went wrong. Along with the Ship's AI, a creature that evolved from the ship's cat, a hyperactive service robot and the resurrected holographic personality of Prince Blueblood, Luna must stave off boredom, keep the ship in order and find a way to return home.

Assuming she even has a home left to return to.

But first, she needs a drink.

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What do each of the mane 6 do after they realize that they love bacon?
This.

This story is dedicated to IJAB

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On a lawless desert planet, an outlaw wanders the wastelands, cursed to forever be on the move, as entire towns are destroyed when ponies try to collect the bounty of sixty billion bits being offered for the Equine Typhoon...

This is the story of Dash the Stampede.

(The cover art still needs to be 20% cooler.)

("My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is the intellectual property of Hasbro. "Trigun" is the intellectual property of Yasuhiro Nightow.)

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I loved talking to Pinkie Pie online, and I always wished I could meet her. Then one day she found me. Everyone always said she would one day shatter the fourth wall completely. Well she did it, and I get to live with her in pony ville. This is the story of how I met my best friend.

This story was my first attempt at pony fiction. I am not proud of it beyond that it was my first step into the writing community. I leave it here as a reminder that we all start somewhere, and that every harsh criticism or scrap of advice I offer to young aspiring authors is one I have received myself. If you ever feel that you aren't skilled as an author or never will be, please read this review, have a laugh, and keep on writing.

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[On Hiatus so I can finish some of my other projects. I still love this story, so I'll continue it!]

"Why can't I write a good story? I've got everything sorted out in my head, and my dreams are so detailed, I should be able to write whole novels from them! So why can't I get a proper story out on to paper using those dreams? Every single one just doesn't sound right. It's either too short, or too cheesy, or I just can't bring myself to show it to the world on parchment!"

Spike is trying to write a story involving him and his Lady Rarity, but his dreams just don't seem to work on paper. So, what do you do when you have a blank sheet of paper in front of you, and a pen standing at the ready? You brainstorm, and read!


This is just a short story, far from a one-shot, but mostly something for me to do. I'd call it 'experimental writing', as it may contain ideas I might use in the future, or one-off ideas that I don't consider good enough to make into stories, but still want to mention them. I guess you could call Spike, and this story, my creative vent.


Warning: may nod to popular fiction, non-fiction, and stories deemed by communities as 'vulgar', 'terrifying', 'perfect as kindling', or any combination of the three. Hopefully not that last one, but you never know.

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After being defeated by Crash Bandicoot, the Komodo brothers Joe and Moe are given a reluctant second chance by Doctor N Brio to deal with the Bandicoot. Armed with a new device to help...persuade him to help the good Doctor collect gems instead of crystals, the two brothers are sent to find him only to have an unfortunate accident befall them.

(Badly in need of an editor.)

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A group of terrorists has declared war on the Crystal Empire: attacking civilians, planting bombs, and taking hostages. Soarin and Spitfire, visiting the Empire on vacation, are the only ones who can stop them. Edited by Skeeter The Lurker.

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A freak accident causes New York Police Detective Kate Beckett and her partner, best selling mystery writer Richard Castle, to be turned into ponies and transported to Ponyville. Meeting up with Twilight and her friends, Beckett and Castle try to deal with their new bodies, the citizens of Ponyville and all the insanity that the Mane 6 seem to attract, all while trying to find a way home.

TVtrope page found HERE

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(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super


The Doctor's wife dies. Fleur's fiancé Fancypants calls off the wedding. They independently seek the services of Madamoiselle Pinkamina and Matching Feelings, two of the greatest matchmakers in Equestria. They set Whooves and Fleur up on a date. Shenanigans ensue. This is the story of those shenanigans.

A spin off of this. Has a midquel: Nothing Gold Can Stay. Occurs before and concurrent to this story: Sweetie Beltway.


I call her "Fleur Dis Lee" not "Fleur de Lis", as that is what she is officially called.

Cover image courtesy of Steel Soul. Go read his own Doctor/Fleur story!


On hiatus, but definitely not dead. I just don't know where i want to take the story line at the moment. I have a plan!

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When Octavia finds a fiery-red feather, she doesn't pay it much mind at first. Except now the cellist has to live together with her mythical and, most importantly, hot companion—not always an easy task.

It's just a shame cellos are made of wood.


Inspired by this shirt.

Cover art vectors by:
- VaderPL
- TheFlutterKnight
- TheSmilingPony

Huge thanks to:
- Abcron and Kaidan for all their pre-reading and editing help!

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