When Pinkie Pie gets a credit card, she wants nothing more than to use it to buy lavish gifts for her friends.

So, that's exactly what she does.

This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Four: The Farmer And The Spy

Geo was facing a jail term for killing a man in self-defence. So the last thing he expected was for Princess Celestia to save him from the slammer. All she wants in return is for him to share a conversation with her and her sister.

It is this conversation that makes Geo, and the Princesses, realise that love is there for everypony to enjoy - regardless of who they are.

Meanwhile, it would appear that love is springing up all over Ponyville...

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part Five of the Geoverse, so I suggest you read the stories about it, starting with To Friend Is Human. This whole thing is basically a load of one-shot romance fics put together.

I switch between first and third person in order to provide narrative from another characters point of view.

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

Big Macintosh told Applejack that I lost the grass seeds I was supposed to be planting. But how on Equestria did I lose them in the first place?

Only I know how... and I think it's about time I came clean.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Told in first person from Caramel's point of view.

This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Three: To Live Is Human

This story will soon be rewritten from the ground up.

John has been in Equestria for a long time now, and he has made many friends. But he sees himself wanting to be more than friends with one of them. The thing is, does she feel the same way?

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part Four of the Geoverse.

The story is told in first person from John's point of view.

I felt that the character deserved his own story. So, why not tell the story of how he finally gets his own special somepony? This thing is really just a surprise for the people who have read To X Is Human. The story does contain references to said trilogy, so if you haven't read it - you won't get any of them.

This story is a bit on the moody side. I actually rewrote the Epilogue three times because I wasn't happy with it. I'm still not, to be honest. But it'll do.

Rated Teen for swearing and mild sexual themes.

An offshoot of GeodesicDragon's story, set after To Love is Human. Rating may change as the story goes on.

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Some time after Geo makes it back to Equestria, Dr. Sorou is still getting settled in. At least the ponies are making him feel welcome, but how welcome will he feel when he has to get involved in the local populace interactions? Set around Dr. Sorou, and told from his point of view.

Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.

If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.

Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!

This story is a sequel to Geoverse Part Two: To Love Is Human

Geo has finally made it back to Equestria and married Twilight Sparkle. But as they prepare to enjoy their new life together, he learns something that makes him question his friendships. When a threat arrives in Equestria, he soon realises that even though someone doesn't act like a friend, it doesn't mean that they're not.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Cover Art by Anoymousperson123.

Part Three of the Geoverse.

Comments contain spoilers.

Rated Teen for sexual references, swearing and violence.

It is recommended that you read To Observe Is Science! by Crimson Star, as things happen there that will be referenced to in this story, and you might not get them.

Ambushed. Defeated. Broken. Banished from his world, he expected his story to end, his revenge unfulfilled. Instead, he found himself in a new world - a world of peace, tranquility, and harmony.

May God help them.

In an effort to keep her mind occupied, Twilight Sparkle decides to delve once again into the grand mysteries of Pinkie Pie. This time, Twilight's focus is on her claims of growing up on a rock farm: like so many things related to Pinkie Pie, the idea that somepony could grow rocks as an agricultural product makes absolutely no sense. However, the investigation eventually leads Twilight to a rather... surprising discovery.

This is the first story in The Petriculture Cycle.

Artwork by Page Turner. Now with a TV Tropes page.