The Mane 6 Leave Starlight in charge while they're off on a Friendship quest, so she does the responsible thing and call's Spike and Trixie to come and watch the world burn

Rob the earth pony has not had an easy life. Alongside his crippling social anxiety, dead-end job, and general poor looks, he also suffers from a severe aversion to a certain facet of songwriting. Sure is a good thing his fellow citizens of Maretime Bay aren't prone to bursting into spontaneous musical numbers!

... Is that an electric guitar I hear on the horizon?

A surreal (horror?) comedy about xenophobic radicalization.

Warning: Contains excessive and potentially traumatic quantities of rhymes! Caution is advised!

Proofread by PoisonClaw and Max Bet.

My Little Pony's end in October 2019 caused the Decline of Civilization.

Lyra and Bon Bon wallow amid the dying days of the PonyPox pandemic. Enjoy(?) suffering with them as they confront conflicts compounded by years of isolation and emerge from simple nursery rhymes of good times into the cold realities of a future without "Friendship is Magic."

Featured on Equestria Daily's 2023 Lyra/Bon Day in the Drama category! Thank you!

Content Note: Bon Bon lights a cigarette! ; addictions touched on lightly; the era of PonyPox.

Review and Honorable Mention in a Contest:

[W]ithin the story's Equestria, My Little Pony is a children's TV show run by profit-minded executives, and Lyra and Bon Bon are at the same time former actors on that show, fans of it, resentful of how it ended, and watching the sequel on their TV as they wither away to death in PonyPox quarantine. and through it all, their conversation meanders through dense references and cultural worldbuilding as the grim details of their situation seeps in around them. out of anything i have ever read on this website, reading this fic comes the closest to the feeling of watching an experimental play, which left me feeling very Art. —Bicyclette

Index to my works by show season.

Image: Rights to the base image (only) are at this link. I further modified the image with colored text and the breaking news.

After centuries had passed since the last serious attempt at exploration beyond the Atlas Ocean, a group of ponies onboard the Constance are sent out to chart unknown waters and lands that lay beyond Equestria's recorded reach.

Cowritten by myself and my friend 9314265068 (2021-2022). There will be unavoidable issues, such as gaps in the story at one point, and other minor things that do not get in the way of the story itself.

When Celestia and Luna took over the sun and moon, they came with manuals.

Now, as they browse the manuals, they find 'extra settings'.

Now, what do they do—

screams are heard in the distance

Written by iAmSiNnEr. Inspired by Shrink Laureate. Not to be taken seriously.

Written as for Bean's Writing Group, as prompt no. 32 "Dancing with Myself."
Thanks to LysanderasD and RDT for editing and other help!

I definitely broke the word limit (two times over and change), but I couldn't help myself.

Let me know what you think about the story!

"Most things out here are ambivalent. The animals, the forest, they don't care about you. But the river? The river is trying to kill you."

"I have found that in our darkest days, we judge ourselves not in terms of what we can do, but in what we fail to do."

CW: death by drowning in the background, implied suicide attempt

Entry for the Twilight Files contest. This story is a media fic best read on the site. If any piece of media is not working (and Red is still active on FimFic) please let him know.

The attached documents are currently pending investigation from the Solar Corporation’s Risk Management Team.

The following documents were taken from the employee email communication servers and the AMIS Hard Drive post-incident, with personal notes filed under “private”.

Please note that the AMIS system should not have a “private” section of its hard drive. This security oversight is also under investigation.

Written for both Red Parade's FiddleDust Contest and Bicyclette's The Twilight Files Contest.

Warning: The following story you are about to read is currently unedited and contains historical facts of a fictionalized world that are completely made up, and a story that I completely forgot I had. If you don't like any of these, you know where the exit button is.

It's every student's worst nightmare, and it's happening to Gallus. Among all the stuff that he has to juggle at the School of Friendship, he had forgotten about the presentation for Twilight's class. Namely, to research and give a presentation in front of the class about a certain point in Equestria's history. If Gallus had more time, he should have been prepared. However, he decides that unless he gets up there to look like an idiot, he should at least try to wing it. He may remember about half of what he's learned, but it's better than nothing.

Honestly, he just hopes that Twilight wouldn't notice.

This story was something I had written several months ago... and then completely forgot about. I think I wrote this one night when I couldn't sleep, but I'm not sure. This is odd since I don't normally do stuff like this, but it's embarrassing I had this on my laptop for who-knows-how-long and did not post it. Well, to make that up, here it is.