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Mockingbirb


A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

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Twilight tries to invent birth control for parasprites.


Prereaders: Raugos.
(The prereading queue got unusually confused for this one, so if I'm leaving someone out, please just drop me a note with information that lets me find your preread feedback, thanks.)

Image credit: I cropped a portion of https://derpibooru.org/images/1874063, which is itself a crop of a screencap.

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It’s a little thing, but I do appreciate Spoiled calling her husband “Rich,” as he prefers.

In any case, that’s certainly one way to make new magic. Horribly delightful; thank you for it.

Twis Clinic has no bathrooms = No confusion but the whole place smells

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Twis Clinic has no bathrooms = No confusion but the whole place smells

Transgender ponies and issues don't even come up in this story. I don't know where you got this joke.

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But you did get the joke :rainbowlaugh:

Well that escalated quickly

When they reach the 'please step on me pegasus mommy' stage in their life cycle

Actual spit take

This is just like the time when I was delivering apples to a fishing village, and I asked a local pegasus matchmaker for some advice about my...special issues. One thing led to another, and SHE turned into an alicorn. But I didn't.

Hey, be thankful. For all you know, this could be a secret prequel to The Ultimate Alicorn.

This was fun. Enjoy the upvote.

Through her bedroom window, Twilight shouted, "CANTERLOT PRESS USES ETHICALLY SOURCED, CONSENSUALLY MILKED, FREE RANGE SQUID INK! NOW GET AWAY FROM MY TREEBRARY!"

damn straight, keep to your principles! and also thank the ponies who have to milk those squids

This was literally all over the place and strayed from the topic from the middle.
It was good, but this is certainly a crack fic

hmm. very interesting take at solving parasprite outbreaks. hinder their reproductive abilities

At first I was gonna comment about how scientifically accurate this story is (most asexual species CAN also reproduce sexually, albeit they only do so under certain circumstances), but then came the parasprite Rainbow-factoryTM , and I realized I'm reading a crackfic.
Still up voting this though :scootangel:

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