Watching the World burn

by Silver Butcher


Because we will

Spike, Starlight, and Trixie watched the argument going on in front of them
"What's happening," Spike asked, "I blanked out for a second?"
"She's telling him she knows he's cheating on her!" Starlight said,
"Hush, Trixie is trying to watch," Trixie said as they looked into the Window below them, they were once again sitting slanted on a roof. The Mare was throwing thing's at the Colt, who was yelling back
"Maybe if you were here when I needed you This wouldn't have happened!" The Colt yelled
"You've never been here when I needed you to be, it's alway's about you, YOU, YOU, YOU!! I dropped out of Collage for you, and this is how you repay me, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY APARTMENT!"
"YOUR APARTMENT!"
"YES, MY APARTMENT, YOU JOBLESS BUM! I WORK MY ASS OFF FOR YOU AND WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE MONEY THAT I, I WORKED HARD FOR? YOU SPEND IT ON BEER AND HOKERS!! The Mare Lite her horn and the Trio watched as she teleported the Colt outside, He Blinked and looked up, seeing the Trio
"You dun fucked up," Spike said as Starlight teleported the trio away
-A Few minutes later-
"Trixie is impressed" Trixie declared as she and the others sat on a rock and watched the Canterlot Waterfall flow by next to them
"It's nice and relaxing" Spike added as he rocked back and forth
"Yeah, oh wait, here comes another one!" Starlight pointed across the water and waved at a Pony who was about to float over the side in a barrel, as the trio watched him fall Trixie smiled
"Dumbasses," she said as the Barrel and the pony inside smashed to pieces on impact "What are they doing anyway?"
"Yeah, who tries to go over a waterfall that big using a barrel?" Spike shook his head "they're not even trying." Spike looked down back at Canterlot "That guy over there is making a killing on Barrel sales" Spike snorted
"Literally," Straight added as they watched the sell's pony sell another to some stupid teen "Alright, we'll watch one more, then we should go watch something else," The three of them watched as the pony wading towards the fall's had second thoughts and yelled for help,
"Just Smile and wave" Starlight muttered as he yelled for help and was swept over the falls "he's the one who thought it was a good idea" she added as she teleported them away.
-A few hours later-
"gross" Spike said as the three watched a set of doctor's performing a surgery "is that what you guy looks like inside?"
"Trixie Look's good inside and out," Trixie said as she watched "But this is interesting nonetheless, What are they doing?"
"I Think it's A Heart transplant," Starlight said, looking at the young foal on the table
"I Hope they make it," Spike said, as they watched Trixie looked around
"What time is it?" She asked "Trixie has lost track of time"
"Who knows" Spike replied, "we've been watching this for a while I think, Why?"
"Trixie just feels like this is the third gross thing we've watched in a row."
"Yeah," Spike agreed "How about something cute and cuddly?" he asked
"Sure" Starlight responded as the Surgery was put to rest "oh look she's not dead!"
"Fighting chance" Spike cheered "We'll have to come back to this one later" he added as the three teleported away
-later-
"How is this a thing?" Starlight asked as the Trio watched a horribly cheesy movie at an old fashion drive-in theater, the trio were at a Picnic table
"Shh!" Trixie and Spike said in unison
"This is the original version of the movie we where gonna watch before the power outage," Spike said as the Monster picked up what was obviously a fake car
"Oh, I can't wait to see that," Trixie said as a waitress came by and gave them their food, Spike dug into his nachos while Starlight and Trixie ate their burgers.
"It got so dark" Starlight yawned as the trio watched the monster get attacked by a mare in a Celestia costume
"This is Luna's favorite part," Spike said, "Celestia says this ruins the entire movie, what with them not actually casting her as herself."
"That's silly," Trixie said "I bet that Mare was hoping to impress the Princess"
"She impressed Luna, the look on her face when Luna actually tracked her down for an autograph, she was in tears" Spike smiled "Good times" The Trio talked on like this until the movie ended, once everyone else was clearing out Spike looked around "Think we should stop for the night?" he asked the Girls looked at each other then at him, he smiled back and they all yelled in unison
"ONE MORE TIME!" They cheered before teleporting off. The Waitress watching them
"Can't believe they didn't even leave a tip" She muttered angrily as she stormed off "they ordered 9 Nachos and 17 Burgers and left a huge mess!" the Waitress spent the next 10 minutes cleaning the huge mess before the next crowd movie started seating.