The Dangers of Personal Growth

by Silent Whisper

Employee Email Records 2

Cycle 47 - Summer, Day 1
19:06 Greenhouse Orbital Habitat Local Time
From: Supervisor Fiddlesticks
To: Courier Lightning Dust

ETA for delivery tomorrow? I’m making sure Missy’s watering schedule is set correctly. We wouldn’t want to repeat last cycle’s incident!

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Cycle 47 - Summer, Day 2
01:20 Greenhouse Orbital Habitat Local Time
From: Courier Lightning Dust
To: Supervisor Fiddlesticks

Should be good to arrive around oh 9 40 or something your time if nothing goes ducking wrong again and nothing will because I’m the best they’ve got. That’s why they limit me to one season in this system. They need to share me with everywhere else because of the numbers. And I didn’t mind the shower it was funny to see your mane get messed up and you’re my favorite plant ha ha.

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Cycle 47 - Summer, Day 2
08:14 Greenhouse Orbital Habitat Local Time
From: Supervisor Fiddlesticks
To: Courier Lightning Dust

See if this “plant” ever lets you use her towel again! This is the company email, by the way, so do try to keep it professional. There’s a non-zero chance that they could read these.

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Cycle 47 - Summer, Day 2
08:43 Greenhouse Orbital Habitat Local Time
From: Courier Lightning Dust
To: Supervisor Fiddlesticks

Pls unlock the airlock? :) Also, no they won’t, and I’ve been very professional. I just happen to like ducks, and the act of ducking under things, and nopony can prove otherwise!

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Cycle 47 - Summer, Day 2
08:44 Greenhouse Orbital Habitat Local Time
From: Supervisor Fiddlesticks
To: Courier Lightning Dust

No. You’re late.

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Cycle 47 - Summer, Day 2
08:45 Greenhouse Orbital Habitat Local Time
From: Courier Lightning Dust
To: Supervisor Fiddlesticks

:(

Comments

[Bicyclette]

Should be good to arrive around oh 9 40 or something your time if nothing goes ducking wrong again and nothing will because I’m the best they’ve got. That’s why they limit me to one season in this system. They need to share me with everywhere else because of the numbers.

love this bit of justified Lightning Dust smugness, the best kind!

And I didn’t mind the shower it was funny to see your mane get messed up and you’re my favorite plant ha ha.

hehehe so cute!

Pls unlock the airlock? :) Also, no they won’t, and I’ve been very professional. I just happen to like ducks, and the act of ducking under things, and nopony can prove otherwise!

love the idea of "duck" being a contextual swear word in pony world. actually i love that so much i might steal it entirely

:(

aww!