So there I was, minding my own business and helping my buddy out as a beta tester for one of his coding projects, when all of a sudden—

Surprise!

I got turned into the character I'd been making. More importantly, I got teleported to the middle of nowhere. It sucks that I've been placed in this kind of dangerous situation with nothing but the clothes on my back, but at least I have some superpowers to help me survive.

Inspired by 'Shouldnt have enslaved humanity', written by NoobMaster69, as well as a Hearts of Iron 4 mod called 'Beyond Earth'.

Special thanks to karnazom for proofreading.

"Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plain of dignity and discipline." - Martin Luther King Jr.

Humanity is surprising in many ways. When most expected it to die out from infighting and chaos, it somehow survived, and now, it thrives. Global conflicts, economic and ecological disasters, near-extinction level events and collapses, all of them overcome, all thanks to the undying spirit and will of Humanity. Every challenge thrown their way has been overcome, and they have endured.

However, when a cataclysmic event of immense proportions approaches Earth, Humanity must find a way to preserve their race. And when they re-emerge from the remains of the old world, they find a world not just foreign and unknown, but hostile to them. But like the legendary Phoenix, through it's ingenuity and unity....

Humanity shall once again rise from the ashes.

I just went to sleep and woke up in the body of a pony. I am not supposed to be in this body I am a human and my home is Earth, not here.

As I look into the crystal glass in front of me, a foreign face greets me yet the face has my voice. Have I lost my own humanity? Is my very being slipping out of my hands? That will not do.

Dr. Nikolai dies in an accident while researching about wormholes, trying to turn back time despite it seeming impossible and ends up waking up in the Everfree forest in the body of a young pony, unaware of what he is.

His experiments on magic, his newfound interest attracts attention to himself despite his desire to remain hidden.

(The Art on the cover page is mine. Do not steal. You can ask and use if I agree.)

No Easter, no Thanksgiving and now no Christmas! That's madness! Those days are sacred for humans, even for those who lives in Equestria. No pony will stop this human from having his Christmas not even the princesses, or that is what he thought.

When Anon finds a gun he knows just what to do with it, much to the frustration of everyone around him.

Cover art by DeadTris Productions

"Wait, do the... what do you mean—wait—where—is this—no... no! This is the description! You're actually serious?! Uh, describe the story, describe the story. Hey! Isn't this your job?!"

<No. Not anymore. First person narration, right?>

"Ugh! I'm such a lazy ass! The description?! You're making me do the description?! I don't believe—"

<Stop. You're wasting space right now. So think or say something constructive. You know the—>

"Yeah, yeah, I know the drill. I can't believe this... doing your job for you...

So! Apparently, I've been yanked from Earth by some cosmic... entity... thing... that's supposedly a great threat. In the middle of getting dimensionally yanked from my home, the universe... or something... was able to step in and knock me somewhere else, instead of being consumed. That somewhere else happens to be Equestria.

Then it turns out that that's just a giant excuse plot for me to send myself into Equestria! Because God, or Celestia considering the circumstances, knows how long I've procrast—

<Really? Okay, you know what—back to the narrative for you.>

"—Wait, wh—"

When Gordon and his friends Bubby, Coomer, and Tommy defeated Benry and had that sweet birthday bash at chucky e cheese, they expected to be transported back to black mesa, however, they have ended up in a far different land... One filled with friendship loving, magic wielding, technicolor ponies. How will the gang react? Will they create chaos, will they make new friends, will they help in beating some new ancient evil? One thing is for sure, Gordon Freemans ride of insanity ain't over quite yet... Not by a long shot.

6/29/22: FEATURED! LET'S GO!

As you can guess, inspired by HLVRAI, which you should really go watch if you haven't, and you probably will need to watch in order to understand the lore even a little bit.

A man wakes up with no idea what is going on, but one thing is sure, he is not a human anymore.

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COVER ART ARTIST DUH VEED

Nigel Burke is a prescription drug addicted amateur surgeon, using surgeon in the loosest possible definition. Nigel lost the ability to move the right side of his body after a stroke, and his left side is scrambled at best. After ripping the heart out of a man in space and smacking a new one in as it floated away, Nigel returned to his boring desk job where he divided his time between throwing floppy disks at his co-workers, and playing Deep Dungeons of Doom.

However, that is soon about to change as Nigel finds a rainbow floppy disk at his desk. After managing to pick it up and insert it, he found a message from someone who called themselves, "Princess Celestia". This, Princess Celestia, told him that he was to be transported to the land of Equestria, where he would preform a kidney surgery on one, Prince Blueblood.

After popping a few downers, Nigel was transported to a world filled with magical talking ponies, although this wasn't all that uncommon for him. Now, Nigel must save the life of the Princess's nephew.

What have I done?