Half Life VR, But The AI Is Self Aware, and in Equestria!

by Stalin with Da Spoon


Chapter 3: A Whole Town of Ponies!

Ponyville.

Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy were currently leading the group of humans to the small town, as Tommy caught sight of the town and pointed towards it.

"Woah, a whole town of ponies!" Coomer nodded, confirming he saw the same thing.

"Indeed, and with my Black Mesa patented Power Eyes, I can see everyone walking around! Such a beautiful sight, and quite civilized."

Gordon slowly nodded, still confused about how Dr Coomer had so many cybernetic enhancements, but he decided not to question it.

"Yeah, wait, how did you ponies build a town without hands?" Cue Applejack smiling as she tipped her hat.

"Why, when all three of us pony races come together, we can do some mighty impressive stuff. Shucks, if you think Ponyville is great, wait till you see Canterlot!" Pinkie happily agreed with her friend, nodding rapidly.

"Yeah, we built alot of cool things!" Bubby slowly nodded, honestly not being surprised by the fact ponies that could speak could also pull off constructions like this, but then heard Applejack three races, which confused him.

"Wait, there is a third pony race?"

"Mhm, the unicorns!" Bubby simply shrugged, not being surprised that there were unicorns in a land of talking pony and pegasi, as Tommy had a big beaming smile.

"Oh wow, this truly is a magical wonderland!" Gordon simply chuckled, still finding it hard to believe they were in some sort of magical pony land, but considering they had been fighting off an alien invasion a couple hours ago, it was a nice change of pace for him.

"To be honest, I would not be surprised if there were dragons flying around." Cue Pinkie slightly giggiling as she informed Gordon.

"Well, we actually do have dragons, so there you go!" Cue Gordon shrugging, as he was truly not surprised, while Tommy was even more amazed.

"Wow, Mr Freeman, did you hear that, I get to ride a dragon!" Coomer happily nodded and turned to Gordon.

"Gordon, I want a dragon."

"Coomer, you are not getting a dragon." Gordon then simply sighed as the group continued to walk into town.

As they strolled into the town, they expectedly got the awkward and weird glances from many ponies, some even running in fear, which Gordon expected. However, some ponies simply looked on with intrigue, and a certain mint green pony who was sitting on a bench in a weird way alongside her friend turned to the group, as a sudden smile struck across her face, as she quickly got out of her seat and rushed up to the group, much to her friends dismay.

"Oh my gosh, are you guys humans? PLEASE tell me your humans!" Gordon reeled back from the ponies sudden introduction, before confirming her suspicion.

"Uhhhhh, yes, we are humans..."

"YES! I KNEW IT! HUMANS ARE REAL!" The pony did a hoof bump in the air before turning back to Gordon. "Names Lyra Heartstrings! Nice to meet you, human!"

"Yeah... I'm Gordon, so nice to meet you too..." Another Pony quickly came up to Lyra and quickly began to drag her away, much to Lyra's dismay.

"Cmon Lyra, let's leave them be."

"BUT BON BON!" Bon bon proceeded to shoot Lyra a quick glare, which shut her up quick as they walked away, with Lyra waving goodbye, still having a big smile on her face. Gordon just shrugged his head as Pinkie pie spoke up.

"You oughta meet our friend Twilight, she's a swell mare!" Coomer slowly nodded.

"I believe it best that we meet this Twilight, Gordon. She sounds rather friendly!" Gordon nodded in understanding, as he turned to Fluttershy.

"So where does she live?" Fluttershy simply pointed to the large crystalline castle, which Gordon was surprised that he or his friend had not yet noticed. "Oh wow, did not expect that. Alright then, lets go meet this Twilight lady!" Cue Gordon and his friend group waltzing off towards the castle.

Meanwhile, in the pits of Tartarus...

"Do you guys have your passports?"

The question confused Tirek and Cozy Glow, as they looked at the strange biped, inspecting them. They seemed to wear some sort of vest with blue sleeves and black pants, as well as a helmet over there head. Tirek decided to be the first to respond, and with a question.

"Pray tell what a passport is?" The biped narrowed their eyes, seemingly in judgement, putting Tirek and Cozy Glow on edge, before it responded.

"A passport is an official travel document issued by a government that contains a given person's Identity. It enables its holder travel to and from foreign countries and to access consular assistance while overseas. The document certifies the personal identity and nationality of its holder. Standard passports contain the full name, photograph, place and date of birth, signature, and the expiration date of the passport. While passports are typically issued by national governments, certain sub-national governments are authorized to issue passports to citizens residing within their borders."

Just when Tirek and Cozy thought the figure was finished, they continued.

"A passport holder is normally entitled to enter the country that issued the passport, though some people entitled to a passport may not be full citizens with right of abode American nationals or British Nationals. A passport does not of itself create any rights in the country being visited or obligate the issuing country in any way, such as providing consular assistance. Some passports attest to the bearer having a status as a or other official, entitled to rights and privileges such as diplomatic immunity from arrest or prosecution."

After a few seconds of silence, Cozy spoke up. "So... are you done?"

"Yes."

"Well, sorry to say, but we don't got any passports, mister." Cue a strong glare from the figure, before shrugging.

"Understandable, you guys look like the type to not carry one. May I have your names?" Cue Tirek striking a dramatic pose.

"I am the mighty lord Tirek! And this here filly is Cozy Glow." Cue Cozy giving a cute little wave.

"Whats yer name mister?"

"You can call me... Benry."

Back in Ponyville...

"Hello, Twilight!"