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One fateful day, a simple man is ripped from his comfortable bed, and is swung across realities into a world not his own and a body eerily familiar to him.

He now has the eldritch powers of a certain pink earth pony. What will he do with said power? Only time will tell.

The shitposting has been doubled!

Thanks for the feature! 7/5/24 - 11/5/24 And nearly the top of popular!

Here's the link to the original cover art image

[This will be randomly updated whenever I feel like it]

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Shortly before Anonymous is set to operate his food tent during the Summer Sun Celebration, Twilight comes to him with an urgent request to temporarily assist in reforming the former Queen of the Changelings. He initially refuses, but eventually begrudgingly gives in, choosing to trust Twilight's judgement in spite of his ill feelings toward Chrysalis, who isn't fond of him either. Can friendship and kindness bloom where none is permitted?


set in a wacko universe where Chrysalis tried to invade again after the Season 6 finale
tags and rating are susceptible to change as the story develops

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When anon woke up he didn't expect an adorable yellow pony to stare at him in his bed. Scratch that, he didn't expect a talking yellow pony in his bed.

Now what will they do?

Decided to do write something cute instead of whatever the hell my other story is. I might write some stuff here whenever I feel like I'm too burnt out from my other story.

Romance in this story is a big maybe.

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Sometime after a failed attempt at conquest, Ed Bedlam, a villain from another world, is granted a chance at redemption by the soon-to-be sole ruler of Equestria.

And we can be certain his time in Tartarus has cooled his ambitions.

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Based on the Analog horror series Angel Hare by East Patch. (Even though its more wholesome than horror).

The year is 2039, I'm grown up with a few childhood memories missing, but one day I find a piece of that childhood only to see something completely different.

After just watching an old DVD I have to ask: Where did my angels go?

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Sometimes, the best heroes are monsters

One day, the ponies of Manehattan are treated to a frightening sight: a giant reptilian creature that even dwarfs dragons. They don't know what it is or how it got there, but they instinctively fear it. When it wakes up, the ponies call for the Royal Army to take it down. All they succeeded in doing was making the beast angry.

Godzilla wasn't sure where he was. The last thing he remembered was the humans dropping some newfangled bomb near him and... he woke up in a place surrounded by colorful equines. They looked kind of cute, actually. At least, until they tried to attack him. They were just like the humans: trying to kill him just for existing. Well, he's had about had it!

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Because of "Godzilla: Minus One" and the upcoming "Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire", I thought that I may as well make a Godzilla story. Hope you all enjoy it!

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Anon is a villain. Not a particularly good one, but... he’s a villain. Let’s see what stupid shit he did this time.

A one-shot inspired by “If movie Villains didn’t waste time”

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This story is a sequel to Anon’s a Villain Again


Well, I believe the title says it all. It’s been a couple years since his last conquest, and Anon decides to conquer the world because he made a bet with Celestia. This time, he ain’t McCluckin’ around. Welcome, to the finale of this trilogy.

Featured on March 17th, 2021

Author’s note: Y’all, I’m sorry this didn’t come out exactly when the last one reached 500 likes, but I didn’t think it’d come this fast, Jesus.

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This story is a sequel to Anon’s a Villain and Wins


So, villainy was profitable the first time. Anon managed to wrangle up revenue from properties he owned, but due to how every pony was still a little pissed, they got some dope lawyers and kicked him out of the country. Thankfully, he’s still got his squad to back him up as he decides to come out of retirement and be a super villain in the Crystal Empire instead... that is, until some jackass tries to do it first.

This time around, there’ll be like, three chapters and an epilogue.
Warning: naughty no-no words.

Featured: January 7, 2021

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After fifty years of horror and torment, the spirits of the murdered children are finally released, and the man behind the slaughter is in his eternal hell. Reliving the torture and pain that he put countless people through for over fifty years. The sentient robots that have been the instruments and victims of everything, are burned away in two final fires that destroyed all. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. The Tale of the Fazbear Murders had finally come to an end.

The children however, have one last gift to give to the many animatronics who showed them kindness for decades. New lives, new bodies, and a new paradise filled with children who still need their protection from the many dangers this paradise provides. Children who will teach them to truly love and be loved in return.

They will feel The Joy of Recreation.

(Spoilers for FNAF Pizzeria Simulator)

I have many of the lore details from Matpat and Markiplier's playthroughs, so expect most of it to be at least 90 percent correct. Scott Cawthon has been known for pulling fast ones, so I'm gonna be improvising at times by mixing and matching canons from the books and games

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