Good morning, afternoon, night, or whenever you're reading this. My name is Edward, aka 'patient 42', and I am currently residing in an insane asylum.
Why?
I suppose it all started When the ruler of this place called Equestria tasked her personal student, Twilight Sparkle, to travel to Earth and study the human race.
Unfortunately for Twilight, when she teleported to our world she, well... she appeared in the middle of the road. Right in front of my car. Needless to say, this put a pretty big dent in her expedition. ...as well as my car's bumper.

Sounds crazy, right? But hey, maybe thats the reason why I'm in this cell.
Point is, The story I'm about to tell you is the tale of events sparked by that ill-fated night.

note: In this plane of existence, the franchise "My Little Pony" does not exist. In short; this is not, nor will it ever be, a 'brony meets pony' story.
Also, on a more recent note, I had this idea and began writing way back in S2, so this is in no way inspired by EqG. (also, its non-alicorn twilight)

The Evil Robot Empire has fought Equestria for centuries. Imperial secret robot agent, Lyra Heartstrings, has been sent to Ponyville to infiltrate local cult of Smooze worshipers. To achieve that, with help of her trusty henchpony Bon-Bon, she kidnapped a little sister of one of prominent cult figures and replaced her with her robotic doppelganger.

Say hello to SweetieBot.

Nothing can go wrong, am I right?

(This is technically Friendship is Witchcraft fanfiction, but knowledge of that abridged series is not required to enjoy this story.)

A dalek appears in Equestria - not just any dalek, but the one that had been corrupted by Rose Tyler's DNA. It has a choice of life as a pony, or dying, and finds that it cannot bear to die a second time. Thus begins a strange adventure as the dalek tries to find a place for itself in a world that is completely antithetical to its former existence and way of thinking...

...and why does that earth pony stallion look familiar...?

OCCASIONALLY, WHEN RELAXING BETWEEN MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AND ROCKET LAUNCHES, TWILIGHT "SCREW IT" SPARKLE RELAXES WITH A BOOK BY THE WARM FIRELIGHT OF OTHER LESSER BOOKS. LITERALLY, A BOOK, AS ONLY HER OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY CAN SURVIVE THE SCRUTINY OF A GOD AMONG GODS-WHO-SUBSEQUENTLY-BECOME-MEWLING-WHELPS-BEFORE-HER-EYE-SEARING-GLORY.

THIS IS HER STORY.

AS IF YOU'D READ ANY OTHER.

(DUE TO A SURPRISINGLY APPROPRIATE WORDCLOUD, COVER ART NOW EXISTS. YOU MAY REJOICE.)

The Fluffle Puff Pony. A legendary equine that comes around only once every thousand years. And she lives in Twilight's library! Take a trip to Ponyville and see an average day in the life for the one, the only, the inexplicably fluffy, Fluffle Puff, as she fluffs, and she puffs, and she blows Ponyville down!

I in no way own Fluffle Puff or anything related to her. I am but a humble fan entranced by her antics.

ASDF Movie Seven is Now available. Celebrate!

I like trains.

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Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle sit down to work on a school project. Little did they know, they would be uncovering secrets the world was never meant to know.

Cycles are a nasty thing. Water cycles, laundry cycles, motorcycles... all equally as soul-crushing as the last.

Some cycles are less evident, however, and Applejack is stuck in hers.

Twilight freaks out about the end.

The CMC find some cigarettes and smoke them in an effort to look cool.

Little did they know, they were in for the rides of their tiny lives.

Now with its own riff!