//------------------------------// // Don't do the flop! // Story: ASDF movies visits Equestria // by CosmicAfro //------------------------------// ♪My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhhh♪ The man lined his bazooka up with the hot-air balloon drifting downwards towards the pony-rampant town of Ponyville. His lead officer, wearing nothing more than a cap, held out his hand in an order to halt the missile. Now wasn’t the time. No, this was someone else’s short chapter: The Flop chapter. This man was different than most ASDFians other than his unusual get-up and visors. He had the magic of immediate and powerful influence, a magic that was as rare as the talent of magic itself. Worst of all, this influential magic was held by one of the most party-seekingist people out there. Unfortunately for the denizens of Equestria, there was something even worse than the worst of all when this man was actually in Equestria. He was to be studied by the princesses, a decision later to be regretted in-full. Right now, where this chapter begins, Princess Celestia and Luna were in their stereotypical deep and dark dungeons that apparently all castles had to have along with their unexpected guest. He had been trapped inside of a soundproof magic block, but even when barely illuminated by the torches’ light, his presence was undeniably powerful. For each “Everybody do the flop!” he enthusiastically yelled while flailing his arms and legs in a nonsensical and anatomically breaking pattern, they found themselves becoming more and more susceptible to his brand of magic. Strains of sweat dribbled down their faces as they scanned the readings coming out of the Artificial Superfluous Demagitation Frequency machine. Every time he spoke, the machine would calibrate the princess’s vulnerability. So far, the graphs were showing devastating results. To their horror, no spell could break the enchantment the man had. It was as if he was made out of a different fabric o- Everybody do the flop! Ahem. It was as if he was made out of a different fabric of the universe. Princess Celestia paced around the room with corks in her ears, looking slightly down in deep concentration, occasionally mumbling something. Her sister kept her gaze focused at the machine, adjusting dials and nodes as necessary. “Sister, I have discovered that this subject repeats the phrase… sister?” Luna looked beyond her machine. “Sister. Celestia!” She pulled the mock ear plug out and faced her twin. “Yes, Luna?” “I have discovered that this subject repeats the phrase at exact intervals. Observe… in two seconds.” They waited. Everybody do the flop. “His adamancy to repeat that phrase is something to be admired… we cannot continue this much longer tonight.” “And we cannot leave him alone or else this barrier shall break.” Celestia sighed. She was right, it was a struggle just to get him inside of the flop. The dungeon. Her knees began to bend. She knew what was about to happen. “Celestia, are you flo-k?” No, she wasn’t ok. She felt like she was about to flop o- No, she mustn’t succumb to such things. “Ok, I think our research has come to an end tonight sister, you’re not well. We’ve been at this for several days. Everypony do the flop.” No! EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP. (BAM).