♪My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhhh♪
The man lined his bazooka up with the hot-air balloon drifting downwards towards the pony-rampant town of Ponyville. His lead officer, wearing nothing more than a cap, held out his hand in an order to halt the missile. Now wasn’t the time.
No, this was someone else’s short chapter: The Flop chapter.
This man was different than most ASDFians other than his unusual get-up and visors. He had the magic of immediate and powerful influence, a magic that was as rare as the talent of magic itself. Worst of all, this influential magic was held by one of the most party-seekingist people out there.
Unfortunately for the denizens of Equestria, there was something even worse than the worst of all when this man was actually in Equestria. He was to be studied by the princesses, a decision later to be regretted in-full.
Right now, where this chapter begins, Princess Celestia and Luna were in their stereotypical deep and dark dungeons that apparently all castles had to have along with their unexpected guest. He had been trapped inside of a soundproof magic block, but even when barely illuminated by the torches’ light, his presence was undeniably powerful.
For each “Everybody do the flop!” he enthusiastically yelled while flailing his arms and legs in a nonsensical and anatomically breaking pattern, they found themselves becoming more and more susceptible to his brand of magic. Strains of sweat dribbled down their faces as they scanned the readings coming out of the Artificial Superfluous Demagitation Frequency machine. Every time he spoke, the machine would calibrate the princess’s vulnerability. So far, the graphs were showing devastating results.
To their horror, no spell could break the enchantment the man had. It was as if he was made out of a different fabric o- Everybody do the flop!
Ahem. It was as if he was made out of a different fabric of the universe. Princess Celestia paced around the room with corks in her ears, looking slightly down in deep concentration, occasionally mumbling something. Her sister kept her gaze focused at the machine, adjusting dials and nodes as necessary.
“Sister, I have discovered that this subject repeats the phrase… sister?” Luna looked beyond her machine. “Sister.
Celestia!”
She pulled the mock ear plug out and faced her twin. “Yes, Luna?”
“I have discovered that this subject repeats the phrase at exact intervals. Observe… in two seconds.”
They waited.
Everybody do the flop.
“His adamancy to repeat that phrase is something to be admired… we cannot continue this much longer tonight.”
“And we cannot leave him alone or else this barrier shall break.”
Celestia sighed. She was right, it was a struggle just to get him inside of the flop.
The dungeon.
Her knees began to bend. She knew what was about to happen.
“Celestia, are you flo-k?”
No, she wasn’t ok. She felt like she was about to flop o-
No, she mustn’t succumb to such things.
“Ok, I think our research has come to an end tonight sister, you’re not well. We’ve been at this for several days. Everypony do the flop.”
No!
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP.
(BAM).
EVERYPONY DO THE FLOP!
I can resist. No, seriously, I can.
*BAM*
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*falls to the floor
Well, that was a thing. Well worth the read; you got an upvote. Though to me, there will only ever be one I like Trains guy.
Cheerilee: "Welcome to standing up school." *Diamond Tiara falls over* "And you failed."
i was listening to th' 10-minute long version of 'Errybody do the Flop' when i saw this. then i did th' flop.
ERRYBODY TO THE FLOP!
Instead how 'bout we24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4y9kzIm3V1r1jazbo1_500.png
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I have kept one of your eight comments, specifically the one with the most words. Please do not spam people's fanfictions.
2217036 Sorry, bro.
This was fun, very fun. Giggles all around kind of stuff is what I'm trying to say. Could you do or include the muffin factory one soon please?
Didn't like the Trixie one though, the rebel kid kind of had it coming when he went into a minefield but Trixie isn't that stupid, arrogant as all hell maybe but not stupid.
Random complaint aside this was good.
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
OW MY FOREHEAD
This is by far the best fan fiction I have ever read. Kudos to you.
sorry im already laying down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9TnI7ssTU
DO THE FLOP
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!
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I DID! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAa
Rainbow: Ow! Ow! Aren't going to ever run out of muffins?!
Derpy: NO. BECAUSE I WORK AT ZE MUFFIN FACTORY.
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ASDF 7 comes October 27th I think.
In the ords of Scar from The Lion King, "be Prepaaaaaaaared!"
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I tried
I epicy failed
2438608 the story Jericho was a lot funnier than this.
Artificial Superfluous Demagitation Frequency
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ASDF.
You, my good sir, win a internet cookie.
2136957 What strange, strange alien-life form are you?
Great, now with 7 they'll be flopping right off of the mountain that Canterlot sits on...
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I! AM! SPARTA!
Artificial Superfluous Demagitation Frequency machine
A S D F Movies
anyone else notice this?
I have flopped. I am now in a hospital. I am not good at flopping.
*faceplants*
Don't jump you have so much to live for! Everybody do the flop! Bam! BAM!
The beginning Los reminded me of the sequence of "I wonder if my pony can fly. Huh" followed by