Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo were standing near the precarious cliff in the mysteriously dangerous town of Ponyville. The polychromatic one was standing there, hair parted to her sides in an oddly poofy fashion as if she’d recently lost her marbles, taken a loan to get some more, and then lost those at an intense drunk gambling session in Las Pegasus.
The day was the perfect day to show off her younger companion’s newly developed flight skills. Well, unlike stated before, Scootaloo technically was standing, but there was also a catapault underneath her. Specifically, in the concave section of the launching mechanism… tied up in rope. As to how she aquired such a dangerous device... that was in part to Twilight Sparkle who was too busy studying "magic colorization" to notice her friend checking out an odd number of construction manuals.
“Ha ha! They said I could never teach a chicken to fly!” the polychromatic pegasus laughed with a slight air of insanity lingering in the tone of her claim.
To be fair, I think anypony would have been a little chicken in this kind of situation, which justified her pleading. “Eeeeeeeep!”
Rainbow Dash must have been delusional because she inherently smiled deviously, pulled the lever that sent her companion careening into the sky, and then cried dramaticly “No Scootaloo, No!”
E e e e e e e e e e
And she was never seen again until the fifth season.
This is awesome!!!!! Following!
696675 Maybe that guy will visit Equestria next, or maybe the "IT WAS PAIN" guy.
How dare you do that to Scootaloo, you're gonna get it Rainbow Dash!
Oho! I see what you did there!
Poor Scootaloo.
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Yes, I did, and as I was writing this, another one got posted in the Writer's Group. We are off the grid now people, it was dying before, but sanity is now officially DEAD!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT SCOOTACHICKEN!!
So, who's Scootaloo going to hit when she lands? And will we see the mine turtle?
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Saving some of the better stuff for last... and i also sprained my finger as of recent, which makes typing and just about everything else a pain.
Got your nose!
(Oh God this was hilarious do continue)
And she was never seen again until the fifth season
Seeing what you did there.
Yep, it's official.
Rainbow Dash is not allowed near kids anymore.
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3397331 She's not good with children~!
Before I read it: let me guess... "Haha they said I could never teach a llama to drive!" "Meeeeeeeeehhh" "No llama noooooooo!" "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh"
After I read it: Chicken?! O this is just great! Loving this so much!