ASDF movies visits Equestria

by CosmicAfro


They said I could never...

Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo were standing near the precarious cliff in the mysteriously dangerous town of Ponyville. The polychromatic one was standing there, hair parted to her sides in an oddly poofy fashion as if she’d recently lost her marbles, taken a loan to get some more, and then lost those at an intense drunk gambling session in Las Pegasus.

The day was the perfect day to show off her younger companion’s newly developed flight skills. Well, unlike stated before, Scootaloo technically was standing, but there was also a catapault underneath her. Specifically, in the concave section of the launching mechanism… tied up in rope. As to how she aquired such a dangerous device... that was in part to Twilight Sparkle who was too busy studying "magic colorization" to notice her friend checking out an odd number of construction manuals.

“Ha ha! They said I could never teach a chicken to fly!” the polychromatic pegasus laughed with a slight air of insanity lingering in the tone of her claim.

To be fair, I think anypony would have been a little chicken in this kind of situation, which justified her pleading. “Eeeeeeeep!”

Rainbow Dash must have been delusional because she inherently smiled deviously, pulled the lever that sent her companion careening into the sky, and then cried dramaticly “No Scootaloo, No!”

E e e e e e e e e e

And she was never seen again until the fifth season.