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The Evil Robot Empire has fought Equestria for centuries. Imperial secret robot agent, Lyra Heartstrings, has been sent to Ponyville to infiltrate local cult of Smooze worshipers. To achieve that, with help of her trusty henchpony Bon-Bon, she kidnapped a little sister of one of prominent cult figures and replaced her with her robotic doppelganger.

Say hello to SweetieBot.

Nothing can go wrong, am I right?

(This is technically Friendship is Witchcraft fanfiction, but knowledge of that abridged series is not required to enjoy this story.)

Chapters (10)
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Comments ( 76 )

FiW fanfic? I've been waiting for one of these! :pinkiehappy:

Looks good so far. Nicely done!:twilightsmile:

I'm assuming you spelled here wrong because Bon Bon spelled it


Bon-Bon can't spell, you could tell it from the very first chapter, when she wrote "CANDIE". You can think of her as of ponified Dougal from Father Ted.

And who else would write anything on the ceiling if not the bored mare who was told to wait?:pinkiehappy:

On an unrelated note, the next chapter is coming soon, it will star Luna, and it will reveal what happened to the real Sweetie Belle.

XD "I didn't know he was gay"

:rainbowlaugh: there is so much wrong with this story in so many ways. I LOVES IT!!!!!

This gets four party cannons and a bag of garden gnomes on the Pinkie scale. That's th highest I've seen her roll yet!

Robot... unicorn... attack?
Aaaaaalwaaaaays, I wanna beee with youuu, and make beliiieeeve with youu, and live in harmony, harmony alwaaa-ays.


Thanks for support!

And I'm sorry for the delay, real life is a harsh mistress.

I'm sorry for the delay, I tried to make up for it with this double-length chapter.
I'm not quite sure if the next chapter should be about CMC or Whooves, but eventually I'll write both.

My Little Human? Does that mean Sweetie Belle and Bon-Bon are...

BROMANS?! :pinkiegasp:



Death Note? Niiiiiiiiiice! DO WANT!!!!


I love Bon Bon as a moron. Nice work thus far.

Whooves chapter is progressing slowly and it's already longer than this one.:derpytongue2:

I also wanted to point out that in FiW CMC are never referred to as CMC, but I think everyone will forgive me a slight merging of two canons.:scootangel:

my little human, my little human, aaah aaaaah aaaaaaaaah lol thats funny right there :moustache:

hahaha lol this is going as one of my favorite stories!! :pinkiehappy::moustache:

enjoyable chapter, will there be more"question mark" :moustache::derpyderp2:


The next chapter is 50% done, it will be longer, and there will be Whooves, Derpy, and more Zecora.

I'm planning to write this as long as I don't run out of ideas and as long as the story doesn't implode under its own craziness.

You have to love the irrefutable logic in these stories.

If you had to end in the next, next chapter would Sweetie belle get out of the basement and reveal Sweetie bot?

Logic? What logic? The logic was kidnapped and replaced by its robotic lookalike. :pinkiecrazy:

I have few ideas for chapter 8 and all of them are extremely ridiculous. More ridiculous than for example revealing that Sweetie Belles were both robots all along. :unsuresweetie: Which they aren't: the real one is real.


Bon Bon is so stupid. I love it.

Another awesome story. Makes me wish I had writing talent.

okay, first of all, the scene where Sweetie gets back to the boutique, that was a giant wtf rofl moment. I love you for that scene.

“Materials for idea #404: not found.”
error 404?

This chapter was amazing. Solid awesomeness. KEEP GOING!

so many facehooves in this story... I LOVE IT!!!!

brohand? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: thats epic!

I'm actually enjoying the Pinkie and the Brain style writing more than the FiW referemces.

Maybe I could make Death Note/Pony crossover... I'd have to rewatch series of course

Let me guess. My little human scene was opening scene from Read it and Weep, right?

Also. Cheerilee thinks she'd in a dream? And Ivory Scrolls wants to get Whooves laind? This is getting interesting.

BYW, I feel like you missed an opportunity in the sweetie sacrifice sece. Watch.

Rarity: Still got that virginometer?

Fluttershy: “One moment.”

Fluttershy trotted to the cabinet and pulled a rectangular device out of it. She passed it to Rarity. The unicorn pointed the device's antenna at the filly on the left, pressed the button and a red light lit up. She pointed it at the filly on the right and after pressing the button, she saw another red light.

"Oh well, we'll have to try it anyhow"

I would've loled so hard.

so friggin funny. DO MOAR!!!!!! :flutterrage: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :flutterrage: ..... um.... please?:twilightblush:



The second pic is exactly the face the Engineer saw when he looked back to see what's pulling him. :twilightsmile:

Don't worry, he'll be fine.. I think. :trollestia:

736231 I love how she took it as role-playing. It was all just too perfect.

Vampires? Sparkle? Does not compute!
You get all the moustaches

' Lyra entered a secret passcode to the secret door to the secret lair into a secret panel.' encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSI6W9fRaAmQeB093v071ffZM5pbFCVYA13KDfu-mGXOpX14Z1P-A Secret, but fun...?

749162 :rainbowlaugh: I remember that guy!!!!!!

no, I'd say that's more of a 'knock you out and steal your kidneys' kinda face.

"'Oh no! They killed sweetie belle! You bastards!'" If that was supposed to be south park reference then first off it's oh my god, and second, lol.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

The new Friendship is Witchcraft is great. There were few details that don't exactly match my fanfic, but I think I can work around them. Now enjoy the longest chapter of ORAP ever.

836722 i think i found some spelling mistakes... around 100 of them... BUT ITS SO AWESOME I DON'T CARE!!!

She was friendzoned.
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:..... no, I sorry Twi, I know that feel

Do you usually have an editor who didn't do this one? It seems.... idk, lower quality than usual. Choppy/ overly formal language abounded and there were quite a few grammatical/flow errors.

So many good points in this chapter, but sadly I found them balanced out by the detractors. Hopefully the next chapter will amaze and astound like previous ones. :twilightsmile:


Nope, I don't have an editor. I admit that this chapter was pretty rushed. It turned out I had less free time than I had previously anticipated. I'm going to re-read it and fix the mistakes. If you want to help, you can PM me with the error list.

EDIT: I've fixed some grammar errors here and there, but nothing major. Help would be still appreciated.

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