I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

Guess I was good for something after all - Stanley Pines

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Can I speak to the manager?

I can finally see...but not for long

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

I tried so far... and got so hard... but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (SubscribeStar)

Forget not that I am a derp.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

Aka Swiftest Shadow. Ironically named with regards to my own writing. I am an editor for various works and stories. If you want my help with a story, throw me a pm and we can talk details.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I'm the tastiest Poptard you'll ever meet. Back from the dead.

-none-

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

Reset

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

Just the cool, marvelously not-smart editor. Me bang words with hammer until all commas dead.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.