I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Editor of several Trixie writers while doing his own stories when possible. Fun Times. Tips are appreciated, but no pressure.

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Retired writer and graphic artist.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

Stories in 2nd person, Stories about feet, Stories about tickling, and stories about you tickling feet.

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

Converting daydreams into stories helps me pretend to be human.

Clinically diagnosed with SciSet Brainworms

The greatest storyteller of our time, or just another smuck pony fan on the internet? YOU decide! (Also I do episode analysis sometimes.)

Who can take a rainbow, color it with dew, graze under it with a cupcake or two, the Ponyman, oh the Ponyman can.

Hello, im going to be honest with you stright from the bat, I do have Dyslexia. But I always try my best. I won't write horror just beacuse im not good at it, other then that I will write anything.

Music ponies are best ponies.

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

I like women

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

Rockin' that fedora like Cary Grant.

I am an Eldritch Horror that likes gay horses.

I like to write about ponies going on adventures. And crying. And kissing. Sometimes all at once.

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

Age of the geek, baby!

(boy(girl)) //your closet's full of dead birds, the stables in your mouth are awake//