Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

You'd be surprised at the emotions twenty-six letters can unearth

A software engineer and former editor.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

I need ideas for fics so please PM me if you have one that you don't plan on writing yourself.

Just a veteran writing love stories for fun. If you want help or just to chat, hit me up, I always love to meet new people.

I like to read? Also I think I may start trying to write soon! I'll see how it goes :D

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I am here to write about ponies having sex. That is all.

Wherefore art thou, morals?

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

I'm a beginner writer and I hope being here will help improve my writing skills.

Just getting started on this site, hope to make stories people will remember. 18 years old, and I love to write.

Gaming (respectfully)

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

I'm a writer with a deep love for stories of all genres, particularly those tales with no need to conform to one standard.

Had some fan-fic ideas I mulled over for a while. Then wrote part of them, but they didn't get a whole lot of attention on DeviantArt. So, I figured I'd try my luck here.

One day the brony and anime fandoms are gonna duke it out and when the dust clears there'll just be one lonely cringe dangling limply in the wind

Just a critic who happens to write about pastel colored magical talking ponies

HERP DERP i dont know what to write here.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

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For Love and Justice.

8000 soldiers!

Luna makes me do too much paperwork :(

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

I've been reading stories here since December 2011, but I only now decided to register. I just couldn't keep track of all the great stories here anymore.