Supreme Commander Celestia is shot at the Socialist-Republican Convention in Canterlot.

Well, her double gets shot.

Celestia needs a new double.

This is why you don't make the Judicial Branch a volunteer organization.

Twilight shows Applejack the ancient art of cooking Hamburger Helper.

She gets really serious about it.

(This was my first attempt at writing a flash-shot comedy with prose. I kind of suck at pretty description stuff, so I wanted to improve upon it. I personally think it turned out pretty well for my first non-inebriated comedy.)

P.S.: DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY UNDER ANY (I REPEAT: ANY) CIRCUMSTANCES.

The Mane Six get tired of Blueblood's crap and take him hostage.

It goes exceptionally well.

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This is a confused rant by Cade YYZ a crackfic. Enjoy!

PRAISE FROM READERS-

What the fuck did I just read? -baldraug666

Why was it funny? It shouldn't have been funny. -Anon42

Well I'm done with life. -Warhawk

All those feels. All the laughs.. All of my "wat". -Pon3boy

Fuck it, thumbs up. -Mr. Nuke

It was boring, stupid, and predictable. I want those five minutes of my life back. -Trebax

I'm okay with this. -Manes

Wat. -Bahatomay

When the vines from the Everfree invade Ponyville, the Mane Six decide to go about it in a rather... unconventional way.

One-shot.

The mane six, tired of the same old same old, decide to get some new firmware installed in their Elements of Harmony with disastrous results.
...
Oh, wait. I mean "technologically advanced" results.