There was once a brilliant man named Cade.
The fucking end, bitch. I need no introduction.
Yeah, I'm THAT good. You may know me as Cade, or as ProfessorKilljoy, or as YYZ, but all you really need to know about me is that grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and I wreck the awesome-curve with an eighty-pound sledgehammer.
This group is for the very few people who near-equal my godly powers of awesomery, and also for the many mewling whelps who merely watch as the very heavens are torn asunder by my mighty blade. Together, we are the legion.
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Yo peoplz...
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DAMMIT
I HATE IT WHEN MY GOD ARRIVES. It has to be like my least favorite time of the day.
So this is the group. Well, time to make my opening statement...
Your god has arrived.
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Can you see the new group banner?
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Interdasting point, old chap.
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You know, the more I read this the more I realize that nobody really WINS here.
And we both lost our penises, so that sucks.
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Sure, it probably hurts like a bitch, but at least I'm not castrated and insulted, and I still have 49 virgins worshipping me, so, I think I win
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You lose.
You are still tied down, and there is a spunked-up virgin worshipping your cock, which is flooded with MOLTEN SILVER.
Not a good time for either party.
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Even as ye thought thou takest thy virgines atop my writhing forme, thy genitaliae is far too smalle. As the first virgine quoth "hast thou enter'd me yet?" even as your seed crash'd against her unbroken and resolute hymen. As thou climax'd, her horror was so vast that she castrated you, and proceed'd to worship mine, now monetarily valuable, Draco Di Musi.
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Cade, in his infinite angre, reformeed co.pletely and doth proceeded to tieth down the ursurper and pour a vat of moltene silvre down the offender's urethra.
He then seduced 49 virgins and took then on top of Chris's writhing form.
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Even as Cade broughteth his greate boote downe on Chris, the boote shattered, in a very surprising suicide attempt for fear of angeringeth the moste awesome Chris. As the boote breath'd its last, it quoth "nevermore" and died brilliantly. But Chris is a benevolent man, and so shed a tear for the boote, and pulled Cade apart using naught but his eyelashes. And there was much rejoicing
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And then Cade felleth his mighty iron boot.
And so died the usurper Chris.
Quoth Cade;"BITCH, GET SOME!"
Yea, whilst the great Cade was reveling in his own (supposed) majesty, there arose another. Twice as everything as the tyrant Cade, Chris (me) joined this “Funky Bunch" to improve it and shamelessly promote his poorly written, rushed, and overall crappy story: Heralds of a New Age (read it)
346098 Yes he does.
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DAMN! This kid has potential.
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