I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I write horsewords for RGRE

I Drink And Write One Story. Slowly. Now I Just Drink. I Have No Idea What I'm Even Doing Anymore

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

My bio used to be super edgy.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Just write and work everything else out later.

A fellow traveler...

O.F.P.