I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Is that a terrorist?!?

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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"There’s a thin line between being a hero and being a memory." - Optimus Prime

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

I like to write grim dark. Every now and then there may be some questionable content but you will know if there is.

My darker (fun) side resides here.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Too much to write; too little time

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I write sins, not tragedies. Patreon so I can continue doing... whatever it is I do.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Tallest of all the bronies! Maybe. Socal resident that likes ponies, war related things, and the use of the word saucy. Feel free to drop a line or whatever. I love to talk with people. Brony on!

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Sham-wow!