I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

No.

Everyone is the hero of their own story.

"It's like you're staring at the floor, the way you see defeat" - Deffinition

Single and ready for Pringles.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

I love meeting new people, but they terrify me.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Guess whose back?!

And then there's this asshole.

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I admit to being a geek. Wanted an outlet to try writing, as it seems to clear my thoughts.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

Just some guy, riding out his time.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

loves tiaras.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Shaking off the rust

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I'm glad that you've taken the time out of your day to watch me flail around like a fish out of water. Here's hoping we're all entertained by the end...

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

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A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.