Scraping my way up

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Made from 100% potato.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

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That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

Plain and simple Brony. (Loves Ding Dongs. (The chocolate kind(Not the weiner kind (Unless I'm in a good mood.))))

Too much to write; too little time

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Damn lmao this site has plenty reason to leave

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A fellow traveler...

An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか？

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

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Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.