I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm an aspiring writer and filmmaker. Movies and comics are my biggest hobby.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

I am No One

I've heard that I write a pretty good story named Fallout: Equestria - Memories.

Still here and back with new ideas. Writes slowly.

Hey there folks! I used to be known as gardian20, in case you knew and loved that name, sorry, it's GONE. I'm a fanfic-writing oboe player from Maryland, who wishes he was British. Enjoy the stuff!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

New in to Pony Fiction, Working to be a professional Author some day. US Air Force Veteran