It's been a while.

<== Razz is taking pics of my butt again

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

I don't write much, but it's a nice past-time. I'm not committed to what i write much, often taking months long hiatus.

I post naughty things sometimes.

professional procrastinator and AiE heathen

Converting my old 2014-2024 greentexts to prose and posting them here. Also writing new stuff.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

It's time to comfypost and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.

Commissions always open!

she my on my little til im pony

Music ponies are best ponies.

So many horsewords, so little time.

I used to be relevant!

spitfire's sweaty wonderbolts uniform *SNIFFFFFFF*

Names R.A. Spook. Website. Patreon. Kofi.

You Lost The Game

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Hi, I like big bags of horse dicks.

One day I may bench lmao1Pinkie

"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog

"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!

I hope you have a good day, every day. Also: verification for a certain website here.

This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.

Hi there. I hope you enjoy the stories.

Your worst fantasy.

Hi I exist I guess. I'm writing a pretty serious non-mlp story, and felt like writing some stuff on the side as a refresher.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Professional Lurker, specailises in proof reding

I do be writing. You do be reading. Read fics/updates early and vote on what I write here: https://www.patreon.com/Ebonyglow

My darling, I compare you to a mare among Pharaoh’s chariots. Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.

Total Meatbag Death | Stories

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. On hiatus until further notice. Filly on, everypony.

Trans Queer Plural Artist - Writes the queer stuff, and the existentially queer stuff. They/Them/Theirs unless specified.

I used to be a great, big, perverted elephant thing. Name changed for various reasons. Now a fluffy goat boi who definately isn't a crazy murder flower.

Part time writer, full time ded

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Too much to write; too little time