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None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Hi, I like big bags of horse dicks.

One day I may bench lmao1Pinkie

"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (who has a new Discord server, PM for details), having run out of stories containing his fetishes.

"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.

Hi there. I hope you enjoy the stories.

Your worst fantasy.

Hi I exist I guess. I'm writing a pretty serious non-mlp story, and felt like writing some stuff on the side as a refresher.

Selling out has never felt so dirty. (Patreon!)

Professional Lurker, specailises in proof reding

I do be writing. You do be reading

My darling, I compare you to a mare among Pharaoh’s chariots. Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.

Welcome to Tilted Towers | Stories | Chat

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

Part-time foalcon enthusiast. I also enjoy editing stuff sometimes. I appreciate any support you can give me!

Trans Queer Plural Artist - Writes the queer stuff, and the existentially queer stuff. They/Them/Theirs unless specified.

I used to be a great, big, perverted elephant thing. Name changed for various reasons. Now a fluffy goat boi who definately isn't a crazy murder flower.

Part time writer, full time ded

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Too much to write; too little time

Hi and Welcome! Normally I am just an artist that draws alot of NSFW art on FA or Inkbunny, but I have a ton ideas that I can't always draw out so I figured I would write stories for them instead!

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

A plate full of blins and a cat nearby.

Just trying to be better.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

... Why is Carousel such a good album? My emotions, they have been played with, and I am not okay-

A little turtle who likes to write

World is cold, hard and miserable. Pony is soft, warm and adorable. (He/Him)

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

Caw caw?

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

Forget not that I am a derp.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Ooooh! Butunz!

Hi.

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

Just an introvert who likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I also like to write MLP fanfiction. Twilight Sparkle is my favorite pony.