why finish a story when i could start three more
"The problem with pulling quotes from the internet is you can never be sure of their authenticity" - Benjamin Franklin
None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)
"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!
This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.
Hi I exist I guess. I'm writing a pretty serious non-mlp story, and felt like writing some stuff on the side as a refresher.
Professional Lurker, specailises in proof reding
I do be writing. You do be reading. Read fics/updates early and vote on what I write here: https://www.patreon.com/Ebonyglow
My darling, I compare you to a mare among Pharaoh’s chariots. Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.
Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix Broken for now
Part-time foalcon enthusiast. Considering retirement. Filly on nonetheless, everyone.
Trans Queer Plural Artist - Writes the queer stuff, and the existentially queer stuff. They/Them/Theirs unless specified.
I used to be a great, big, perverted elephant thing. Name changed for various reasons. Now a fluffy goat boi who definately isn't a crazy murder flower.
As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.
Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.
Hi and Welcome! Normally I am just an artist that draws alot of NSFW art on FA or Inkbunny, but I have a ton ideas that I can't always draw out so I figured I would write stories for them instead!
I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com
I am become cringe, destroyer of... my own shame, lol. Apparently able to consistently get features and stories with heat in the year of our celestial baes, 2024
World is cold, hard and miserable. Pony is soft, warm and adorable. (He/Him)
I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.