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Fabulous, darling.



“Hey RD! Come pick me up at the ’Acres at seven. We’re goin’ on a date tonight.”


Applejack seems determined, Rainbow Dash tries to catch up.

Original Story idea by Tchernobog and Steel Resolve.
Title, pre-reading/editing assistance, and an apple cart full of awesome ideas courtesy of Tchernobog.
Post edit pre-reading by Zaphod.

Proudly part of bookplayer's AppleDash Primer; Featured on Equestria Daily 10/09/13

Scene markers were created from these.

Original vector by Are-you-jealous modified with permission.

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Comments ( 203 )

Ahahaa, that was pretty damn entertaining. I liked seeing Rainbow completely knocked off her guard for almost the entirety of the story.

I have no words for how much I loved this. It took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out why everypony was exchanging bits.

Yup, that was good stuff :pinkiehappy: though this should have a comedy tag, methinks!

I was debating that, but your advice on this story hasn't steered me wrong yet. :moustache:

Done and done.

That was hilarious! So why couldn't this be the start of the kickerverse...

Awesome story. ^^

At the start I thought you would keep it up longer:

"Rainbow Dash do you want to take Applejack Apple as your lawfully wedded wife?"

"Yes... wait what?"

I don't doubt that AJ could keep Dash confused for that long:rainbowlaugh: but that would have been a wee bit silly :ajsmug:

And featured.

to say it like RD: AWESOME !


and the rest of this story was un-silly? :rainbowderp::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

Well yes, but we're talking different orders of magnitude there ;)

Ermahgerd dis story! :fluttershyouch:

Definitely needed that comedy tag. I commend you, dear author. A rather enjoyable fiction c:

I have no idea what I just read, but other than that it was a good story and also hilariously funny.

If I were Rainbow Dash, once she had it all figured out near the end there, I would have yelled out to everyone in the resteraunt "I want ten percent of all winnings you sneaky bastards" :rainbowlaugh:

That was phenomenal. Fantastic fluffy-ness! Just what I needed before classes today!

I liked it but didn't find it really that funny honestly :fluttershbad:

2485606 Don't kill it for me! This is gonna be awesome! :flutterrage:

Really enjoyed. Having Rainbow be of her game for the whole thing and somepony else be the aggressor was a nice change. Also, really liked aggressive Applejack. None of the usual tiptoeing around the issue most romance stories do.

The smart apostrophe on the word "Acres" in your summary is in the wrong direction.

Pretty good. You could have done a little more with the conclusion, maybe Pinkie with a huge sack of bits :pinkiehappy: or some other aside if you were going to just go with an abrupt end. You get tons of points for your awesome scene breaks :rainbowkiss:.

:fluttercry: Aw, I didn't get to pre read it.... :fluttershyouch:

((will be reading later))

Thank you, Everypony! :pinkiehappy: This was a lot of fun to write, so I'm glad you all enjoy it. :rainbowkiss:

2485921 Sorries. :pinkiesad2: You can has the next one, 'kay?

2485810 I wish I'd thought of that. :raritydespair:

2485679 Eyup, the world needs more self-assure Applejack. :ajsmug:

2485606 It's definitely not over the top funny, it came out as subtle humor. (I know, subtle and Dash, oil and water, etc) At least you liked the story for the romance. :scootangel:

2484973 :rainbowlaugh: Nope, Dash isn't quite THAT clueless.

This was beautiful, cute, hilarious and just plain awesome! Well-written and sweet, my kinda thing. :heart:

Great, just great, no need for more words.

Sweet Story, funny, and the bit with all the bits put me on guard for a twist :twistnerd:...but it ended up being a nice twist :ajsmug::heart::rainbowkiss:

“Hey RD! Come pick me up at the ‘Acres at seven. We’re goin’ on a date tonight.”

Oh, Applejack. You troll you. :trollestia:

I think this has to be the first ship-fic I've read that utterly destroys the "I'm so nervous to admit my feelings / ask [insert friend/acquaintance here] out." trope.

Well played, and I'm excited to see this idea come to fruition form its humble beginnings on the group chat-boards!

Drunk Dash is the best Rainbow Dash :rainbowlaugh:.

This was great! I came here from Steel's blog. Funny where these ideas can come from, huh?

See? this is how i ask a girl out. hey baby you and me are going out on a date tonight i will pick you up at seven. sometimes you have to be blunt so way to go applejack she should do dating advices.:rainbowlaugh:

Bam. Dating XD
If only I knew a girl like AJ dammit

:rainbowwild: "I don't know what's going on but this is win"

:ajsmug: "That's it, my pretty blue sparrow, fall right into momma's hooves"

Hot, endearing, hilarious.

:pinkiehappy::twilightoops::raritystarry::yay: :moustache:

And the crowd goes wild. (Actually I'm surprised there wasn't cheering, with all the spying and bets going on, but oh well. :derpytongue2: )

Best shipping pair by far. Wonderfully done, too. :pinkiehappy:

when I clicked the like button it went from 91 to 249:pinkiehappy:

I felt just as confused and off-balance as Rainbow Dash was described -- and I loved it.

Of course, I was reading it on closing on 48 hours with no sleep -- but it was still an awesome story. This is definitely worth a favorite.

This was perfect!

Very nice. Saw this in a blog post, and then when I went back later to find it to read, it was at the top of the Feature box. Having read it, I can't say I'm at all surprised. This needs a sequel (or an alternate ending where RD realizes that she just got married on the way to the honeymoon. lol.).:rainbowlaugh:

Damn,that was a good story.

Well, not the kind of story i was expecting (i was expecting more hilarity due confusion) but still a nice short story.

One of the better hangover scenarios you could ask for, definitely.

Well, I loved it. No story has ever quite made me scream "AAAAARGH! NONONONONO!" at my phone quite like that before.

Big big thanks to everyone who liked this story. :pinkiehappy: Especially to Tchernobog and Steel Resolve for their shoutouts and the awesome idea that got me started. :raritywink:

This has definitely been my most rewarding story so far. :heart:

I never thought I'd see a story from RD's perspective that I'd actually enjoy, no matter how well done that perspective was.

This is easily one of the best fanfics I have ever read. This is very awesome.

Look, I have no quarrel with shipfics, but AppleDash just gets on my nerves. I'm just giving my two cents and moving on.

2488094 You know what, that's fair enough. Wasn't rude about it, just stated his opinion and moved on. Cool. I may disagree with you, but that's fair enough. =)

2488094 I have to agree. I'm pretty sick of seeing Mane 6 shipfics in the featured box.

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