Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie share a bed. Very little sleep happens. No, that's not why.
Written for the Random Polyamory Game in the Intelligent Shipping Discussion group.
The silly little tale that unwittingly spawned the Spoonyverse.
Editing pass done by everypony's favorite steampunk e-reader: bookplayer.
Cover art is some of my blind bag toys, because why not?
Hahaha, I was laughing through all of it.
Well done, dude.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Thanks. :3
The rule against "ponies cuddling in bed" fluff popped into my head and I immediately knew what I must do.
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It worked, dude.
Truly worked.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Now I want the partner fic about Mac/Cara/Tlane. Tease.
Oh Celestia.
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I could hardly keep myself from laughing up until Big Mac showed up. That was hilarious. Like, this is a gem hilarious. I like how you danced around the no ponies in bed rule by actually creating conflict (it was amazing, I assure you) and the conflict, might I add, made sense. I can see them all being rowdy sleepers, and Big Mac's little speech was great. (I busted out laughing at that point.)
Criticism? Nah, I ain't got none.
Now I want to read more AppleDashPie, even though I'm not a fan of any of them paired... What have you done?
Gayest. Family. Ever.
Lemme guess, AB's got Sweetie and Scoots in a pile down at the clubhouse too?
3217562 There's a rule against that?
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How did you know?
You're in my head! Getoutgetoutgetoutgetout
Rule 3 from the game thread:
Jake thought he had defeated me, but he was mistaken!
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Glad I could entertain!
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We shall see.
Caranel abd Thunderlane????? now I want to see that!
This was fun! and when Big Mac comes in was hilarious!
This was cute. You can has like.
Heeee.
This was the fluffiest non-fluff I have ever seen.
Felt kind of abridged, but that's due to the challenge rules, mostly. The Apple Family's stance on polyamory highly amuses me though.
Also, CMC is best threesome. (Not THAT kind! Pervs.)
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Nah, it's abridged because that's all I had rolling around inside my brain, except for this:
Ten years (and two group marriages later) the Apple Family has three new foals from AJ/Thunderlane, Pinkie/Mac, Dash/Caramel. Ironically, Thunderlane, Pinkie, and Dash all enjoyed the act (being bi), while AJ, Mac, and Caramel just shrugged and got it over with for the sake of continuing the Apple line (Dash and Caramel's kid is only an Apple by double marriage, but that's good enough for them).
3219955 SCIENCE!!!
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Same ultimate source. A silly FF4 translation. But, it filtered to me through the webcomic Adventurers! and another Final Fantasy themed comic whose name escapes me at the moment.
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Lay back and think of Apples.
That must have been an awkward morning after. Three ponies with big grins on their faces, and three ponies drinking far too much coffee...
I actually instantly knew that was a ST:TNG reference. Watched "the first duty" like a dozen times. That would make for an awesome wonderbolts manuever. Pretty funny story.
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Cool beans. I actually wrote that dream last and needed something to do with Dash's wingtips. That particular episode just happened to pop into my mind. It would make a pretty cool Wonderbolts display.
XD! I love it >w<
Adorable cute and ever-so-slightly fluffy. loved it!
Pinkie having tentacle hair and tasting Dash could well have taken this in another direction, and I'd read that fork (spoon?) of the story if you write it.
It would be a challenge to fit any three ponies to a bed but including Pinkie makes this a far more grumbly task. At this point it sounds like they're used to juggling round and at least the middle spoon can get some rest
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Heh, nope. I just wanted something to shake AJ and Dash up a bit. All I can say is, Pinkie has weird dreams.
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That works too. And it definitely shook them up enough!
There was a low-key smirk on my face the whole time I was reading this. It had developed into something more of a grin as I read more
*Very little sleep happens*
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Just as planned.
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Oh god. Cannot unread.
Short, yet got to the crux of it. Pesky mares disturbing sleep...
Huzzah for the bonus chapter!
oh god
I can't stop laughing
Also,
well my imagination is gonna be busy for a while...
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what exactly does being a big spoon, middle spoon, little spoon mean?
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Spooning
Simply extend the metaphor to three ponies instead of two.
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Oh I see. Also, those kitties were SO ADORABLE!!
You know what? I actually really liked this, and I never like anything! Well done!
Oh, and this line:
has an extra space in front of it.
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Glad you liked it.
That sentence has the requisite two spaces before it, so it must be a formatting quirk.
3590338 It's FIMFiction's formatting. They are built for one space, so if a sentence reaches it's maximum characters per line exactly, then the next line has the weird space. I eventually just gave up and started single spacing after periods, even though I hate that. It's the only way I could get rid of those weird single space indents.
I ship AppleDashPie so hard and this...this was everything. This was really enjoyable and just too amazing!
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Glad you liked it. If you haven't read it already, I recommend Karrakaz's A Rough Patch. He did it a lot better.
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Excellent.
I don't know what I expected at the end, but that wasn't it.
Pinkie, you're hair That's not natural!
This was a cool little series, most entertaining. I'm glad I stumbled across it I just read through them all, but this one is my favourite. Mainly because of this line...
I know they're very old stories, but nice work
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Heh, thanks.
Oh my gosh this is so cuuuute
Faved immediately for accurate polyamory.