This story is a sequel to Oh, Spoony 2: Electric Boogaloo
Fluttershy and Rarity share breakfast. Rarity can't eat. Betcha can't guess why.
Another ill advised spoony story.
I just couldn't stop myself. Also: Unicorn Master Race.
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You got Rarity down perfectly. The horror of no spoons!
poor fluttershy
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I know, right? She can't even hold a spoon!
You really are enjoying writing these, aren't you?
Well, as we all know, table manners were established by unicorns in order to distinguish civilized company from uncivilized company. Naturally, this means they're the only race with table manners.
Well, almost only. I'm sure the griffons gave them a bit of a shock. A creature able to use utensils with its CLAWS? Preposterous! Spike can too, for that matter, though I'd imagine they don't hang out with very many dragons.
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I did much guilty giggling, yes.
I can't get enough of these. I hope they never end. Your Rarity is perfect.
3271344 I would imagine what is considered good table manners among dragons would probably leave Rarity in a coma for weeks. And they don't use spoons, they just swallow the cow whole.
Clearly the correct reaction.
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I think there's a rule in effect that no one is allowed to criticize the table manners of dragons, though I suspect that is more out of practicality than anything else.
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'Tis said: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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I will note this is a pretty brazen lie; most people are not particularly crunchy, especially with the modern obesity epidemic, and as it turns out, ketchup and other tomato products can only do so much to cover up the taste.
Not that I know from personal experience. I just, you know, heard. >>
the laughter just does not cease
And dat author's note
I'm tempted to unfollow you just so I can follow you again.
Her spoon is too big?
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Nope, actually the problem lies in the fact that that she is a banana.
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I thought her anus was bleeding.
This. This is the best one. Rarity is best lady.
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sorry
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That may or may not be a lie. It wasn't when first stated, but it is becoming less true by the day.
The Spoonyverse is too much fun so far to end here.
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Filthy pegasus are just as bad as mud ponies. No class at all!
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Hehe. And that is precisely why Flutters is a dainty eater.