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"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

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Only you could make Twilight look good as a Sperm Bank! :rainbowlaugh:

Since I'm not a fan of inter-mane six shipping, I would say none.

BUUUUUUUUUT, if it HAS to be there, TwiDash is really the only one I can... stomach!

Eh?

Eh?

Ah, fuck you people...

I should feel like a bad filly for liking this... :raritydespair:
...but I don't. :ajsleepy:

DAMN YOU INTERNET FOR LOWERING MY DIGNITY - or WHATEVER.

For this, I don't think there should be any shipping. As for some scenes?

Hmm... Maybe have Twilight find the collection process so slow (doing just one at a time leaves her hungry for more) that she takes two of her friends in the ass as well as in her mouth. When they all cum, (Twilight included, oh the wonders of prostate stimulation), Twilight squirts out the cum in her ass into a jar, grabs the jar she just came into and empties it into the first jar, and then swallows whatever's left in her mouth ALONG with the full jar in her hoof.

That in turn will give her friends hard ons again and they'll go at it until they have nothing left or until Twilight's belly is full of cum. :twilightblush:

Thoughts?

Cum bucket.... It would have been interesting if there were male stallions... :derpyderp2::pinkiecrazy:

Dammit parasprite. Your stories are making me giggle.

Voyeur Dashie please.
Traumatized Spike.
Funny friendship report to Princess Celestia.
Applejack not being able to make it once and Big Mac offering to fill in prior to being filled in about Twilight wanting to be filled in.

Bonus chapter involving Cadence hearing from a marefriend about Twilight's research, tells Shining about it...

Cadence: So I heard about a new diet that's apparently become quite popular in Equestria.
Shining: Eh?
Cadence: Apparently... it has been found that digesting semen can be very beneficial to your health *smile*
Shining: *blank stare*

*after the dirty*

Shining: I love you Cady, who came up with this new diet anyways?
Cadence: Your sister.
Shining: *blank stare* What?
Cadence: Your sister came up with this diet, she did the research and published it.
Shining: *Cricket chirping in the background*

They are going to wake up in the morning wondering why this was a good Idea.

I've been waiting for something like this my whole life :pinkiecrazy:

Wow! Actually this fic looks very promising. Putting aside the amazing story, I think it's well writte, and I can't wait to see more. One question though, are you writing the fic now or is it finished and you just uploading it weekly or something?

I think shipping should be kept out, I don't want too much time wasted on what could develop into drama between the characters.

Edit: I also think it would have been nice to use some actual stallions.

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I also think it would have been nice to use some actual stallions.

my philosophy regarding pony clop is to never use a biological male when i can attach a dick to something it shouldn't be attached to instead :3

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naturally, it was to put out the garbage before you came back, read, upvoted, faved, and fapped... right?

This is literally gonna turn into Blowjobs: The Movie Fic
I love it.

Surely the use of magically generated ejaculate would, in itself be considered enough of a variable to make the results potentially skewed.

The only reasonable course is to have separate consuming subjects each taking a different 'form' including a baseline who's getting a placebo, two getting colon stimulated samples from male and magically enhanced female and two getting hoofed samples from them, the same donors should be used throughout.

You might also have one subject getting their dietary needs 'direct from source' so to speak.

Well, that's six mare covered. (:rainbowhuh: covered in what?)

Pinkie Pie wanting to suck a hundred dicks. I see what you did there. :pinkiehappy:

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Surely the use of magically generated ejaculate would, in itself be considered enough of a variable to make the results potentially skewed.

but on the other hand, [irrefutable reason why you're wrong]

Shipping is fine, so long as it's Fluttershy revealing her secret, lewd intentions after drinking too much all the time. Maybe she needs to get roaring drunk to not die of shame whenever Twilight comes over for 'dinner', so Twilight has to put up with her being weird and creepy. I'unno.

This needs to be the start of a series, in which each story is another one of Twilight's half-baked studies of some sexual topic or another. Maybe testing a statistically significant sample of stallions to find out how popular pegging is? The Mane 6 running about rogering everything in sight would be hilarious.

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Why would I ruin a perfectly good clopfic with stallions?

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You, good sir, are a writer after my own heart. :heart:

As for shipping....well, considering what's going on here? I'm figuring Twilight becomes the central gangbang victim of her friends by the time all is said and done. If we don't wind up getting the Princesses involved here, because how could Celestia NOT find out about this? It's far too ludicrous an experiment for her to not hear about it!

So....yeah, shipping, I'd find it totally believable if they all hooked up with Twilight and thus each other in the process. Rarity might even decide 'you know what, I LIKE having stallion parts! Screw being a mare!', with what she said regarding their 'chauvanistic male-dominated society'.

Uhh... How about NO shipping. It's bad enough that it actually almost happens in the actual show, almost all the time. :rainbowderp: :twilightoops: :unsuresweetie:

This. This is why I leave my mature filter on.:pinkiesick:
Walking away now...

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but on the show, they don't grow dicks or drink pitchers of sperm

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I love that video. Not the first time I've seen it, but I love it.

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