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Nostalgia Schmaltz


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First attempt at a chapter story, as opposed to long single stories. So things might get a little wonky.

Also, some characterizations here aren't meant to be taken seriously. It's a clopfic, shut up and clop.

Stewie Griffin: It's time for a sexay pahtay!

How about "The Adventures of Futashy" for a title?

diff gonna read this whenever i get back from school XD

I like how you put a waring at the top of the page

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Ehh, too generic.

252049

Well yeah, it's only fair to warn people about what they're about to read.

Ok, I can see twilight now.
:facehoof: "You was doingWHAT with Princess Luna, and Princess Celestia said and did WHAT to you. SPIKE, GET ME SOME BEER AND BRIAN BLEACH SO I CAN DRINK AND FORGET ABOUT THIS!!"

You win! A track! A fav and hopefully I'll win some S&M~

Futashy FTW!!!!:ajsmug::pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss::raritystarry::twilightblush::trollestia:

:coolphoto: What the hell is this, what's wrong with you?! :twilightangry2:


...But this intrigues me, go on. :twilightsmile:

Yes! Futashy simply doesn't get enough love! Nor fics

One wonders. Will Twilight be shocked, envious, or demand to be inited to the next party so she can finally be with Celestia, zone out, and begin going "Yes Princess" at the thoughts in her head?

Lol, I can just tell this one is gonna be really good. Can't wait for the potential laughs this story will give me. Definitely gonna track.

:twilightblush:
* Clicks track button *
This.. This will be interesting :moustache:

Looks around, highly cautious and embarrassed then clicks the "Track" button.

How avout Futashy's Fantastic Phallus? :fluttershyouch:
Or, the Fantastically Phalic Futashy? :facehoof:

Congratulations in breaking the 1k view mark! :raritywink:

258533 And getting a ridonkulous amount of tracks in 48 hours.

Apparently people REALLY like Futashy.

258640
Yes, they do! :yay:

Although I for one am dying for more explicit coltcuddling stuff as well... :eeyup:

The term you were looking for was "udder".

260541

Well it did spawn from your idea! :pinkiehappy:

Titles: The Futa in Shy
A Brand New Shy
Fluttershy's Punishment
Flutterdick (Jk :rainbowwild: )

261700 there is already a portal2 story [it's fairly similar to a point] called "the punishment", (don't read it, i will put a link so you know what "not" to read --> http://thepunishment.tumblr.com/post/6675242883/the-punishment-part-1-the-punishment ) that would just make this sound like a rip-off

how bout: "Pleasurable Consequence"
or "More Pleasure Than Pain"
or even "Celestias 'Treatment' "

Can't wait for the next chapter! :yay:
*tracks*

277472

Well you're in luck, because I'm almost done with the first chapter. :rainbowkiss:

Oh, how about, "Fluttershy's Week Long Foot Long"?

Sorry, it just got in my head and I had to get rid of it.

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BRILLIANT.jpg

But a little too silly for my tastes. :duck:

Fluttershy's made an amazing transition from 'oh no help me get rid of this horrible thing' to 'oh hey, being a dickfilly ain't so bad'. I foresee a fascinating week for her and her friends, followed by Princess Celestia taking it off her because she's having ENTIRELY too much fun with it.

280408

Indeed. Screw all the ponies? Screw ALL the ponies!!

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She's got books for everything. EVERYTHING! Including kama sutra apparently.

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Well this isn't "most fics"! Just 'cuz she's a nerd doesn't mean she doesn't get around. :twilightsmile:

On an unrelated note...jesus, why am I getting so many thumb-downs from this chapter? :rainbowderp:

For a title, how about Fluttershy's New "Equipment"?

Other than that, great job! Who's the next pony, Applejack? Rainbow? Pinkie? Rarity?

280516

Well when I had just the prologue posted, it had 43 thumb-ups and 8 thumb-downs. Now it's up to 14 thumb-downs. :rainbowhuh:

Absolutely magnificent sir! You were not kidding when you said this chapter was almost done!! Looking forward to the next one my friend!
:yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

Can't-stop-laughing! :rainbowlaugh:

I'm a little suprised at how much Twilight knows about this type of stuff, though... :twilightblush:

Gee, Twilight did that without making a check list. How in equestria did that happen!? Also, couldn't stop laughing, can't wait for the next chapter to see who fluttershy plays with next. Maybe it could be a threesome?

>Her horn glowed softly as she cast an enchantment on herself down below, temporarily preventing any sperm from impregnating her.

Something about that made me feel a little sick inside. Nothing to do with your story, not at all, but it's since my own two biggest stories involve Nightmare Moon and then Princess Celestia getting hot and bothered without protection and then getting a surprise nine months later. Oh, well... It's really that easy as saying a few second spell? That's it? Dang! :twilightblush:

Anyways, it was glorious reading! :twilightsmile::heart::yay:

I'm looking forward to seeing who gets "Shyed" next!

251095 shut up and clop eh?
fine by me

I liked this, especially how it avoided the usual "SCREAMING ORGASMS AND FLUIDS ON THE WALLS!" thing, it was a bit more sensual and interesting despite having an unorthodox subject.
Good Job!

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Well it's kinda like a magic condom, in my mind! Few second spell to magic-condom self, few seconds to put on a regular condom. Maybe the princesses just forgot. :ajsmug:

....what the??? MUST READ.:trollestia:

I... I read the tumblr blog Futashy, but this?
This is... sick! Perverted! Strangely arousing, and incredibly fun to read. Just like the blog, strangely enough.

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~Brilliant! Brilliant, I say~!

P.S: I vote for Camokidd's idea! Let this story be known as "Fluttershy's Week Long Foot Long"!
Best. Title. Evar.

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Let's compromise - Futashy topping Big Mac!

I wonder whether Twilight will have worked out how to cast the spell by the end of the week. I'm sure she'd find a use for it.

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Yeah, I saw the tumblr, but I don't really like the idea of Futashy being a dog. Bleh.

OOOOO, I see a new chapter has been added! Must. Read. Now! Expect a likely double post from me.

Bahahahaha. I have no idea why but I was laughing my ass off the entire time. lol, Twilight is definitely one horny sum-bitch :trollestia::trollestia:
Molestia strikes Ponyville once more.

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