Flurry comes out as asexual to her parents. This leaves one important question. How will she birth a new ruler? Shining has the answer.
It's bad.
A fun little non-submission to promote the Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad competition. Can you do better than me? Prove it. Send in a submission to win $$$.
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That was funny.
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you're funny.
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No, you're funny.
Thank you for writing this proper shitpost. So good that my whole house shook (it was totally not because of the tornado that just hit our area)!
I am the world’s worst father. I once mistook a lawnmower for my son, Arthreides, and raised it for three years, while the boy was condemned to chewing grass from the earth, cowlike, in a living agrarian hell. You challenge me with nary an ounce of my power? Why, I’ll bet you’ve never even taken holy orders.
This line slaps. Not Flurry's ass, though, that's off limits.
Really pushed the teen tag but it was totally worth it.
So, Flurry destroyed Equestria. Good to know.
Not funny. Didn't laugh.
(jk love it)
I can’t not applaud the audacity of someone who promotes their own contest with a shitpost, now can I?
oh my god lmfao, this was the funniest thing I've read in a while, 10/10
I was at work when I read this line and had to cover my mouth to stop from laughing.
Sensing a disturbance, Shakespearicles was the first commenter.
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That was hot.
Ah, the kind of comedy where you know you shouldn't laugh but do so anyways.
Aka, the best kind.
Fun fact: The title of this story is also the name of a band
Eh
Yeah, Shining Armor's a terrible dad alright. Funny, though.
Fax
Absolutely hilarious. Imagine if Opaline was made like this. Would explain so much of her character.
Horrendous. Deplorable. Offensive to the senses of propriety, decorum, and smell.
Such a shame it's ineligible for the contest.
Thank you for it.