Fluttershy has a long standing policy of not letting Discord alter reality for her benefit. She won't let him make her unfathomably rich. She won't let him give her untold power. She won't even let him make her immortal.
But she has taught him that friends are allowed to give gifts and help each other.
So if he can make everypony in Equestria her friend, then they'll just give her everything she could ever want!
The plan's flawless!
He's so smart.
Featured 12/26/2023 - 12/28/2023!
Written as a gift for for PseudoBob Delightus as part of Jinglemas 2023!
Chapters (1)
Probably a normal Tuesday in Ponyville
Scratch that, definitely a normal Tuesday in Ponyville
Hilarious! Blinged up AJ was already fun, but Rarity's necklace was a sublime addition.
Discord is Best Hype Man.
How sure is Fluttershy that it's a replica?
This was hilarious, and cute.
Discord would totally do all of this, without hesitation or regrets.
*three thumbs up high* Tehehehe.
Holy shit my sides. Who knew she was so vindictive?
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Rarity's new necklace really does help sell this story.
I feel quite flattered, even if through a bit of indirection, to be cited as being evidence for this story's being a good idea (which it is imho.)
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I'm confused. In what world is Ponyville normal enough to warrant a defined 'maybe' with regards to happenings around town?
as an Immortal; there are no possessions to forfeit
Why has this not been written before?
I loved it! Hilarious.
One of the few times you want to smack sense in Discord, and yet pretty much 100% agree with him about Fluttershy deserving the best. Also, more reasons we have hands:
To rub the belly of the Fluttershy.
To "Bloop" the muzzle of the Fluttershy.
To punch who hurts the Fluttershy.
What else?
Jokes on point, character moments on point, cover art on point - yup, this one's going in the list. Thank you for writing such a great fic from such a terrible prompt!
That was a good story.
I love this story! A fantastic read.
That's a great thumbnail.
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Wonderful! I'm always thrilled when a story lands. Happy holidays to you, and I'm glad to have added a bit to them.
wonderful comedy. wonderful dialogue. wonderful fluttershy best pony. 100/10 dashies
The problem with trying to intimidate Rainbow is that, while she can actually feel fear, it usually only kicks in after she's kicked the dragon in the snout.
This has been your reminder that Discord is still quite new to this whole "not being a villain" thing.
This might be the perfect fanfiction to me. Heavily referential to fandom culture, without immersion in it actually being necessary to understand the story. The characters are generally in-line with their canon personalities, if occasionally amped up for comedic effect. It's short, but not so short that it's over too soon, nor does it overstay its welcome at all.
Discord is a treat.
Fluttershy is Best Pony.
'Nuff said.
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To feed apples to the Fluttershy.
To scritch the ears of the Fluttershy. (Yes, there's a difference between scritching and scratching. Just ask Snoopy.)
One can only hope that Rarity's necklace only had a replica of Suri.
Fluttershy is best pony. 'Nuff said.
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It's believable, is it not?