Fluttershy has a long standing policy of not letting Discord alter reality for her benefit. She won't let him make her unfathomably rich. She won't let him give her untold power. She won't even let him make her immortal.

But she has taught him that friends are allowed to give gifts and help each other.

So if he can make everypony in Equestria her friend, then they'll just give her everything she could ever want!

The plan's flawless!

He's so smart.

Featured 12/26/2023 - 12/28/2023!

Written as a gift for for PseudoBob Delightus as part of Jinglemas 2023!

Anon’s found himself in hot water, and a courtroom. Why is he in a courtroom? Oh, no major reason I can assure you!

Just the transportation of 152,870 pounds of crack cocaine.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders land a job at a local Wal-Mart in their desperate search for a cutie mark. The new found responsibility soon takes a toll on their sanity as they struggle to make the job work. Will they be able to keep their new job and it's promising chance at earning a cutie mark? No.

When Twilight Sparkle is unable to defeat Tirek with the powers of 4 princesses combined, she must call upon an even greater warrior...

...Tirek never stood a chance.

In every author's career, they create a story, THE story, to which all of their other works are compared. THIS IS THAT STORY.

Fillies and Gentlecolts, I give you my magnum opus: the greatest story ever written.

WARNING: The awesomeness may blind you.

Casual McBig Piece consumption goes wrong (not at 3am), fussing turns into a violent hissing, and the stars align to create a magical moment. In the middle of the Big Fuss of 2013 war, our floppa protagonist is taken from their realm and transported into colorful horse-land. Will some talking magical mini-equines find a way to help our fusser solve the Great Fussening?

Fusstured 4/1-4/2/23

Floppite translation: "Hrm McBig Piece mmmmm hiss-ack (hyk-a), FUSSSSS hyykkk HISSSSSS, rrrewwarrwahmmmmm. Hhhyykkrrewerrr Big FUSSSSSS of 2013 ACK, hy-dlph floppa krrewrrwayaaaaaeerrrrr~. mmmewwwrrrak hhyykkawwerr Great FUSSSSSSening?"

Submitted into Racc's 2023 Crackfic Storm

Rainbow Dash has been given LSD by Twilight Sparkle. Dash is left all alone like a rainbow in the dark after a fun day of tripping turns tragic.

Jesus Comes to Ponyville to give the Mane Six his blessings.

In the darkness, some pony farted.

Spike takes a sh!t.

Warning!: Nothing makes sense anymore

"Simply brilliant. A work of pure magic rivaling the efforts of Hemingway, Dostoevsky, Shakespeare, and even the philosophies of Jesus Christ himself." - Spinner of Tales

"Dude, what the hell is this?" - Great Red

"This is actually brilliant" - MasaStormyPonez

"What the fuck" - ItsYaBoiSatan