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I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online

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After Spoony's defeat of the Guardian, he and Linkara set out to review Spider-Ham, when they notice a Black Gate. Upon inspecting it closer, they are sucked into the Black Gate. Upon awakening, they are in Equestria. Why have they been called? Find out......

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>sees Spoony as a character

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Will definitely read right now.

Edit: 123lol.tk/files/2012/06/5fa3b_wkm_you-were-the-chosen-one.jpg

YOU COULD HAVE MADE THIS EVERYTHING! INSTEAD YOU MADE IT INTO A TYPICAL HUMAN IN EQUESTRIA STORY! YOU RUINED MY HOPES AND DREAMS OF SPOONY GETTING HIS ON FAN FIC! YOU JUST RUINED IT! SOILED IT! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHY~!

Also, your grammar is bad and the characters don't act like how they would act. Spoony would be a total asshole to magical cartoon horses because he's just that boss. Linkara... idunno. I think they would both question why they were transported there in the first place instead of taking in the sights.

Anyway, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Spoony & Linkara in Equestria!?! This ought to be good!

(*reads story*)

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I must be the only one who doesn't know who Spoony is.

Interesting but it seems that a lot of people don't like it though.

I appear to have missed whatever show/book/piece of media this is from.

I do not feel qualified to review this story, as I have absolutely no idea who Spoony and Linkara are.

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Nope... not just you.

*ahem*

BETRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAL!

wat?

I have a feeling the planning for this story went like this:

Guy 1: "Hey, I want to write an MLP crossover."
Guy 2: "With what?"
Guy 1: "ALL the things!"

Well, props for cramming as much in there as you did. Unfortunately, since the only characters I recognized were the ones from MLP and the Nostalgia Critic, I had a hard time caring about anything that happened.

So, here are some general suggestions:

- The more you cross with, the more explaining you have to do, and the harder you have to work to keep everyone in character. Since you have about 700 different universes in here, I'd say the chances you have of doing that successfully without boring us to death with back story are close to zero.
- Only one speaker per paragraph.
- Describe things. The setting, the characters, thoughts, feelings, everything. Give us a reason to care what's going on, because all you have now is a bunch of random characters doing a bunch of random things with no context, buildup, or character development. It's like you just took all your favorite things and threw them in a blender. Or, you know, that conversation I put at the top.

Whelp, that's all for now. If you'll excuse me, I have a train to catch.

~Scribblestick, TWE reviewer

The only thing I know about Spoony is that he went insane

And I've only heard bad things about Linkara

Ahem . . .

HOW IN THE POSSIBLE FUCK COULD YOU SCREW UP AN AWESOME IDEA THIS BADLY?!? HOW COULD YOU?!?

Now I feel the need to make my first fic a TGWTG crossover to make up for this blasphemy.

1340171 Linkara is abso-bucking-lutely awesome. He gave the world SNOWFLAAAAAME! Oh, and lots of really funny and entertaining comic reviews.

Could be worse MissingNo anyone

I barely know these characters, except they are on "the Guy with the Glasses" site (and I watched one of Spoony's reviews... of Twilight: Breaking Dawn. Man, he got drunk!), yet I was willing to give this a try. I have to say... *shakes head* unfortunately, like just about every other HiE story I've seen. Nothing different at all. And it's so short. Good gravy, you gave us two paragraphs before throwing us into the plot. With crossovers, you still have to carefully explain who these characters are and what they do.

While I don't know a thing about this "Black Gate," I find their descent into Equestria weak. They simply walked through, no detail. That's also a biggie, but someone else got into that, so I won't repeat myself except bringing detail into everything will bring it to life. Thus, here, this is dull. Very.

There are also a few things, but let's help by using the first paragraph:

"Hey Linkara. You have Spider-Ham?" Spoony says as Linkara enters Spoony's room. "Yup" Linkara says, plopping don on Spoony's couch. "Ok, let's-Hey, why is there a Black Gate in my room, again?" Spoony says,pointing. "I have no freakin idea, let's check it out." Linkara siad, getting up and walking over to the Black Gate.

What's Spider-Ham? Who are these characters? DETAILS! And also, I spotted quite a few grammatical errors here alone. Also, double-spacing after a person talks is needed to organize the work. And what with incorrect spelling or misused or unused punctuation, here's how it should look.

"Hey Linkara. You have Spider-Ham?" Spoony says, as Linkara enters Spoony's room.

"Yup," Linkara says, plopping down on Spoony's couch.

"Ok, let's--hey, why is there a Black Gate in my room again?" Spoony says, pointing.

"I have no freakin' idea. Let's check it out." Linkara said, getting up and walking over to the Black Gate.

There's a lot more that could be fixed on, but seriously, it's not my top priority to fix this story. If I wanted, I would sign up to be an editor, but I really don't have the time. Still, I only give criticism for the sake of helping authors, so don't feel bad. :twilightsmile:

The Angry Joe army will surely save the day.

Wait if this is after Ultima 9 review then Linkara shouldn't have magic anything

Gary Motherfucking Oak is NOT IMPRESSED!

Don't Take Shit From Anybody! Keep Writing! This Is Good!:moustache:

"Engaging Red Chinese agressors!"
OH SHIT. LIBERTY PRIME.:pinkiegasp:

1602049
you can still make your version. I based this story of one where Linkara, AngryJoe, and the Nostalgia Critic enter Equestria.

1603315
This was such an insult to the Spoony One that I felt it was necessary.

damn this looks intrasting.

after i read the story:
damn it what a big betrayal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everypony calm down. I will make Spoony an ass later, still, they've seen and fought weirder than talking ponies....oh, and SNOWFLAME! :pinkiehappy:

One More Day

What's a Paladin?

3192340 Urgh. Maybe I will include more references to their shows. Also, at least you didn't say I'm in your spot. Wait, I should have a royal guard say that and get knees in the balls by Spoony!

3195558 Congrats, the bonus chapter has Flash Sentry being kneed in his balls after saying that. I'm in your way sir, I mean.

Sorry, but I have to complain on the cover image, the one with the tie and gun cutie mark in the pic is obviously Nostalgia Critic, not Linkara

3230705 I know that. The only other image I could find, t wouldn't work. I may try and find a new one though.

Why does this story have so many down votes is it really that bad?

3638722
So it wasn't quite up to snuff a pity it sounded like a fun premise.

3638722
Now that I look at it. It seems like all your stuff gets more downvotes then up ones. Someone have it out for you?

3638739 Kalash has it in for my A Soldier's March, probably because when I made it had Artistic License, something he doesn't like, a lot. Thankfully, I tagged it as AU

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Ah well unfortunatly I'm a bit overburdened with stories to read right now so I'll have to pass for the time being, but I'll be sure to check your stuff out in the future since I feel they may have been unfairly judged.

A story about Spoony and Linkara.... and the cover art shows The Nostalgia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd.

Please pace yourself, writer. It would help if you introduced the characters, (Linkara, Spoony, and the others) as well as allow more time to add quality to your story, like I'm doing to mine.

I will admit that the joke did make sense.

Btw, Lord Britania and Celestia say hi
-The Character.

Okay, if you're going to write SPOONY, you need to be a SHITTONNE more cynical. That's my first gripe. Because I'm not convinced that Spoony wouldn't start wailing on a pony as soon as he saw one cross his path. He's not exactly a fan, though he more tries avoiding the subject altogether than saying what he likely ACTUALLY thinks about it all.

Second... I dunno, just everyone's reactions.

Here, I'll do my own edit.

"Hey, You got that Spider-Ham comic?" Spoony says, as Linkara enters Spoony's room. "Yep," Linkara says, plopping down on the couch. "Okay, cool, let's- What the fuck is a Black Gate doing in my room? Again?" Spoony demanded of the ether, pointing.

"I have no freakin idea, didn't you blow up that one The Guardian sent?" Linkara asked, standing up and walking over to the Black Gate.

"Fuckin' A!" Spoony confirmed, nodding his head, not taking his eye off the obsidian monolith. "Shit, where's my anti-magic gun? Oreo!" he bellowed suddenly, summoning his dog.

"According to scans, it appears solid." Linkara told him, checking his tricorder results.

"No shit? I'll admit, didn't get the chance to check last time. I expeced hard light, or solid energy." Spoony said, placing his hand on the center of the Black Gate.

"Matter IS solid energy," Linkara droned.

"Hey shut up!" the Spoony One fired back, as a red glow covered the room, and a loud humming noise emanated from the Gate.

"Crap crap crap, I think it's activating!" Spoony shrieked, before a strong wind howled from within the gate, and began pulling the comical duo in.

Linkara and Spoony screamed, as they hurtled toward the ground, slamming into it like a sack of not particularly in-shape potatoes.

"Hurgh, Ohhh... Red ball alert," Spoony groaned, getting up slowly, eyes blinking in the midday sun. "Just tell me we landed somewhere I can grab an ice-pack. And some Kraken. Fuck it, how 'bout some Blue Label; Linkara, you want anything?"

"According to my readings, we've been transported to... Equestria." Linkara sighed, looking once more at his faithful tricorder.

"Equestria?" Spoony said, looking as though he'd been asked to sit through "Gone Birding" a second time. "What fresh Pagan shit is—"

"Nimue found it while searching neighboring Universes for any more of Vice's old roommates. We did not get involved."

"How in the flying fuck is rainbow pony bullshit a 'neighboring'—"

"Well, we've faced off against living comics, alien conquerers, evil robot versions of ourselves, Black Lantern you, interdimensional gods, et cetera." Linkara explained. "This isn't really all that far-fetched in the context of us."

"Well, get us the fuck outta here, before—"

"Linkara! Spoony! You made it!" Twilight Sparkle said, trotting towards them.

"Linkara, why does it know our names?" Spoony said, looking very well like he reset his own brain.

"Oh, Princess Celestia got word from The Guardian, Lord Vice and Lord British that you had been sent here." Twilight explained.

"Wait, how does she know them? I never detected evidence of cross-dimensional tampering," Linkara asked, looking directly at Twilight.

"Oh, apparently they all went to Divine One High School together." Twilight replied waving a hoof at them. "It's magic, you don't have to explain it."

Spoony blinked rapidly. "So, there's a high scool, and presumably college for gods and goddesses?" Spoony asked. "Are there nerd gods and jock gods? Who do you see for financial aid at a college for god's? What is money to gods, galaxies marbles like Men in Black...? Oh... oh my balls..."

"Yeah, i know. Still, come with me, Princess Celestia and the others will want to know you've arrived." Twilight said, moving towards a golden chariot.

Quite suddenly, Spoony cranked himself across the head with Linkara's tricorder.

"Hey, man!" Linkara complained, snatching it back. "I've still got another year before my contract lets me upgrade to a new one a' these!"

"Fuck, we're still here," Spoony slurred to Linkara, before finally following Twilight into the chariot. "Was worth a shot."

Find out......

I'm almost afraid to, given how little words are in each chapter... :fluttershbad:

Avatar, we meet again. I'll see you in hell. Or, more specifically, a review.

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