"Oh...my...God" Spoony said, as the group faced Terminator-esque androids that looked like Rainbow Dash. "We have to get through, attack!" The Nostalgia Critic said, shooting the lead one in the face, causing it to be staggered. "SWAG!" the army of RDash-5000's said, as they engaged the Legion of Spoony.
The battle was intense. Beams of both laser and magic flew fom both sides. Tyrael slashed through 20, as 5 beat down Dr. Insano. After 10 minutes, the battle was over, and the robots vanquished. "Any OTHER hunter-killer cyborgs you built here Insano?!" Linkara said, the barrel of his Magic Gun pressed up to Insano's chin. "Er, maybe two or three?" Insano said, apparently peeing himself in the process. "Crap, and i just bought these pants too!" Just then, two of the cobblestone walls burst open, causing dust to fly into the air.
"What in the name of God?" Spoony said, staring in horror at what befell them..........
Behind the right wall were about 500 Liberty Primes, and behind the left were 255 Super Mech Death Christ BC Version 2.0 Beta's.
"Buckers!" "Engaging Red Chinese Agressors." The robotic legion said, as they marched forward, as the LOS (Legion of Spoony) engahed them. Drawing a Celestial Bow, Celestia fired Solar arrows at 2 of the Primes, blowing them up, and doing damage to a few more. AngryJoe used Flame Breath on a Mecha Death Christ, knocking him into a large computer, fried its circuits. Linkara had just barely been able to deflect a blast from Prime #56, before yelling to the rest. "There's too many, we have to fall back. By the I mean-RUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!" Before the others ran/flew as fast as they could out of the fort, managin to get to the capital of Griffussia, Griffongarde.
"Thank God we get out of that mess!" SF Debris said, wiping his brow with his hand, which also held his Phaser. "Yes, that could have been bad." Fluttershy said, winded. "Well,at least we're ALL safe!" AngryJoe said, collapsing onto a nearby bench, Dawnbreaker and The Ebony Blade resting at his legs.
Somewhere, in the hidden lair of Nightmare Moon, in Space Canada........
"Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This the 27th of Last Seed-" Nightmare Moon said, before being cut off by her top general. "Yes, what is it General Bunny-Butt?" "The name is General Angel Bunnylicious McSqueekens! What I'm trying to say is that, could you please stop saying the opening of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion?:" Angel said, huffing.
"Oh hush" Nightmare Moon said, slaying the greatest enemy to Tamriel (On her XBUCK 360)......The Adoring Fan!
"Soon, Twilight Sparkle, you and the rest of your friends will be mine, and then I can bring you to my chambers and show you MY crescent moon, MWHAHAHAHAAH!" She laughed, having sent the Adoring Fan over the White-Gold Tower.
Angel facepawed, puked, then hopped out of the room, a furious blush on his cheeks.
To be continued........IN SPACEE!!!!!!!!!!!!