"Alright, the fort we're using as a base is in the nearby town of Ravenloft! Just stop poking me Debris!" Dr. Insano said, as SF Debris, Sci-Fi Guy, had been called there by General Badass, one of the Angry Joe army's highest generals. "Sure, whatever you say." SF said, getting up, armed in an armored Vault 13 Jumpsuit with Frostmourne as his weapon. "Well, we better get going, cause i think Snowflame might have left." Spoony said, to which the others just shrugged. Leaving the store, they made their way farther north.
"So, how far is it to this Ravenloft, Avatar?" The Guardian said, nudging Spoony. "I don't freaking know! Why don't you, Mr. Ultimate Evil, Mr. Conquerer, Mr, I Rule Over a crapload of worlds. Mr. Im just Gonna allow the hero to foil my plans, tell us?!" Spoony siad, jabiing his finger into the Guardaisn chest. "Geez, you didnt have to go and hurt my feelings!" The Guardian said, sniffling. Soony just rolled his eyes in return. "Whatever."
After two hours of walking, they saw Raven's Spire, the fort, just 5 miles away. "Whoo-ho! We made it!" Rainbow Dash said, jumping up into the air and twirling. "Not quite, Rainblow." Said a gruff, female voice, as a band of several dust covered Griffon brigands, wearing patched leather armor and brandashing cutlasses appeared. "We'll be taking all your valuales now!" Said Thunder Talon, a Griffon also wielding what appeared to me a blacksmith's hammer in the other talon. "Not on our fraking lives!" The Nostalgia Critic said, shooting the hammer out of Thunder's hand. "Get 'im!" Frost Feather, the lead Griffon said, as her motley band charged. Within minutes, the battle was over, and the brigands looted. "Well, that was fun" Luna said, spinning a scimitar of pure silver. "Indeed" Tyrael said, continuing along the road.
They had finally made it to the tower, where two Altmer wearing chalf white White Lion armor, wielding two gnarly waraxes stood. "Halt, by order of Ilisandril Menos, Phoenix King of the Summerset Isles, none may pass this gate" One of the White Lion guards said, promtly getting the butt of AngryJoe's Dawnbreaker in return. "I freaking hate Altmer, acting all high and mighty" Joe said. "You'll pay for this, human trash!" The other Altmer yelled, raising an Aldmeri Domnion Battleaxe, ready to bring it crashing down on our angry revieer. "Ready Spoony" Linkara said, winking at Spoony. "Ready" Spoony said, s the two walked up to the elf. "Hey White Lion! You may be an Altmer with a giant battle axe, but I AM A MAN!" Spoony and Linkara said, as Spoony raised his armored foot to the elf's crotch, causing him to hold it in pain, while Linkara brought his fist to the guar's abdomen, knocking him out. "Thanks, heh, wanna put them in an akward position?" Joe said, snickering. "You know it Joey Woey!" Pinkie said, as the two guards were put into a postion of cuddling eachother, in their underwear, a their eapons and armor had been looted. "The pink party pony and the others laughed as they pushed open the heavy oak doors. As they entered the worn cobblestone tower, their found moss growing. "Ew, how can these Nightmare followers live like tihs?!" Rarity said, inching away. "Comeon Rarity, we have to see what's at the end of this tunnel!" Twilight said,dragging Rairty by her tail and forehooves. "Ok, the lab is beyond this door." Dr. Insano said, pushing open the doors. "Oh shite" James said, as they stared at the armada of pony-like androids, who looked similair to a pony in their party, who said only one pharase, before they attacked.
"CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG!"