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// Welcome to Oblivion 
// Story: Spoony and Linkara: Equestrian Adventures 
// by Diokno44 
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The group exited the gate. Multiple burned remains littered the ground. "Alright everyone" Spoony said, putting on black Albert Wesker-like sunglasses he gout out of nowhere on. "Let's do this" "Erm, whare did ya get them sunglasses suger?" Applejack said. "Its Spoony. Joe here, the only thing he's got is an incredibly small-ergh" The Nostalgia critic was cut off as Joe socked him in the gut. "Shove it Critic!" Joe said, readying his weapons and Thu'Um. Walking towards the central (and only) tower in the plane of Oblivion, they noticed a daedra with and arrow in its knee. "Let's do this!" Rainbow Dash said, bucking open the doors. "Oh sweet bucking Faust" For inside, there awaited the most evil being known to everything. A gargantuan being of immense power, a titan of doom, for it was.......

PEDO-BEAR! "Kill it! AHHHHH!" Spoony yelled, running up to it and thrusting his blade into it's leg. Stuffing fell out of the tear. Likeise, Celestia, Tyrael, Cadence, Shining Armor, and the rest chaerged at it, yelling "Down with Pedobear!" Within minutes, the great bease as vanquished. Upon looting it, everyone recieved, a bag of 5,000,000 gold, Pedo-Bear outfit, and a Sheild of Anti-Pedo +55. "Sweet, we got epic lootz!" Pinkie said, jumping up and down, wearing the Pedo-Bear helmet and lickig a lolliop (it's Pinkie Pie, everyone thought). "Now, if yall can get moving-" Big Mac, who had been stuck in there for days, with Cheerilee, got slapped by Spoony. "What the hay was that for!" Big Macintosh yelled. "We're wasting time, now let's get moving, you big red muttonhead!" Spoony said, running up the stairs. 

Fighting their way through more Daedra, they came upon a huge obsidian door. "Now either this leads to the Nether, or the Sigil Keep" Linkara said, inspecting the door. "Wait, there's writing on the door!" Luna said, rasing a hoof at a carving written aboe the doorway. "It seems to be a version of Draconic, from Tamriel,yup, I can read this, i mean I AM the DRAGONBORN." AngryJoe said, looking closer at the ingraving. "It says, Fod Nust Hon ZINDRO ZaaN, NahKRiiN NOL SOVNGARDE NIMaaR, KaRRtos, Je'kiRU DaKOri, VOTH aaN BahLOK Wah DiiVON FIN LeiN, When they hear triumph's shout, vengeancr from Sovngarde itself, will Primus come, with a hunger to swallow the world. Crap!" Angryjoe said. "Now' where the key to open this motherbucker?" The Angry Video Game Nerd said, looking around. "Er, i-is this it?" Fluttershy asked, holding up a dark red key, about the size of Angel. "Hopefully, otherwise we're so freaking screwed" Linkara said, taking the key from Fluttershy, inserting it into the keyhole, adn twisting it. After 5 seconds, the heavy obsidian doors opened to reveal....Dr. Insano and the Ultimate Warrior!

"Mwhahaha! Fools, do you think you could stop, the power of Magiscience?!""Dr. Insano! Warrior! What are you doing here?!The Nostalgia Critic said, raising his pistol. Both the Ultimate Warrior and Insano had black and blue cresecent moon markings over their right eyes. "Why, to bring back Nightmare Moon of course, we are now her love sla-royal guards, and, to give you huge going away present!" Dr. Insano said, activating a button on a modifeid 360 controller. Just then, large booms filled the room, and a loud, booming, robotic voice said this.

"Engaging Red Chinese agressors!"