Spoony and Linkara: Equestrian Adventures

by Diokno44


"Prime" Liberty

"Oh buck" Rarity swore, turning around to find the source of the voice. What they found was Liberty Prime, the uber-patriotic deathbot from the Capital Wasteland, and it was aiming it's chest laser at them. "Do you not see, that this Alien space bot will rain blue sparkles upon you, turning you inside out, then making you eat your own clothes!" The Ultimate Warrior said, pumping his fists into the air. "Move!" Cadence said, as everyone ducked to the side. "We have to take this son of a lich down, and hard!" Shining Armor said, hurling a large marble coulum at Prime, putting a dent in it's shell and staggering it. "Fire at will!" Linkara ordered, firing shots from his phaser and Magic Gun at it. This all caused the combined forces of The Legion of Spoony (guess who came up with that name) to fire at Liberty Prime with all they had.

Again and again, blows were exchanged from both sides. Liberty's beams knocked backed Lord British, who would cast Flamebolt in return. The Nerd would beat at it with his Power Glove, and Prime would knock back The Nostalgia Critic with his massive hands. At last, after a long and tireing battle, Liberty Prime showed weakness in its hull. Twilight fired a concentrated beam of Electric magic at Prime, casing him to explode in a burst of fire and smoke, raining debris. "This is'nt the last you've seen of us! Magisciense away!" Dr. Insano said, as he, Liberty Prime's head and the Ultimate Warrior were transported out of the room."Let's end this frakin gate" Joe said, punching off what her assumed to be the Sigil Stone with is power glove. "Oh, those were my nads!" Linkara said, falling to the floor. "Eh, you'll be fine, you don't have any anyway!" The Nostalgia Critic said, before promtly getting whacked in the gut with Linkara's Dragon Dagger. "Now, i shall take the Sigil, and we can leave." Lord Blackthorn said, picking up the Sigil Stone. Almost immediatly, and loud shaking filled the tower, and light glowed around them, and as the pillars and ceiling caved in, they were whisked out in a flash.


Upon awakening, they were outside of the remains of the foul Oblivion Gate. "Now, let's see what enchantments this Sigil-Wigil hold for us" Pinkie Pie said, poking the Sigil Stone. Almost immediatly, and textbox (don't question it, its Pinkie) popped up, citing that it held a 50% Resistance to normal weapons enchantment for armor and Clothing, and a 74 Lightning damage for weapons. "Sweet, we got ourselves and awesome enchantment!" Pinkie said. "Well, that's over with, let's freaking PAR-TAY!" Spoony said, putting on a Sombrero and pulling out to bottles of beer from nowhere! "Alright! Whoo!" Pinkie said, grabbing a bottle from Spoony and chugging it don in one gulp. "Erm, what about Dr. Insano and The Ulrimate Warrior? They're still at large." Rarity said, concerned. "Eh screw them, we beat them today, im buying Happy Hour at Buckamare's Den!" Spoony said, as the rest went along to party.

"Yes, you might have won this day Avatar, but tommorrow is another day...................."