Spoony and Linkara: Equestrian Adventures

by Diokno44


The Champions

"Do we have all we need?" Linkara asked, dressed in his Starfleet unifrom,armored, armed with his trusty Magic Gun and Dragon Dagger. "Yeah, i think so" Spoony said, dressed in the Armor of the Avatar, his Black Sword in one hand, the Hoe of Destruction in the other. "Not quite, for i have recuited more of your friends, and they have been informed of the situation" Celestia said. Then, in a bright flash of light, Angry Joe, The Angry Video Game Nerd, and the Nostalgia Critic, appeared. James Rofle (The Nerd) said, "Celestia, we're ready to kick Daedra ass."


Joe was armored as the Dragonborn he was, with an enchanted Dragonbone and Daedric sword in each hand. The Nerd was garbed in his Nintendo Asscesories amor and eapons, and the Nostalgia Critic was decked out in his NIHM outfit with his trusty pistol. "Very well, now, we must close that gate, and protect all of Canterlot and Ponyville!" Luna said, flying out.

"Charge!" Shining Armor yelled, as the combined forces of The Elements of Harmony, Lord British, The Angry Video Game Nerd, The Nostalgia Critic, Spoony, Linkara, and the rest stormed the Oblivion Gate. "For Lord Dagon!" The lead Daedra, Mer'kinn, charged, sword raised.

The forces of Awesome clashed with the forces of Oblivion. Spoony's blade cut through 25 Scamps and Clanfears. Linkara shot 5 Daedra in the balls. Tyrael vaporized a battalion on Daedra with his Archangel powers. The Daedra soon withdrew back into the gate, 20 minutes after the battle had begun.


"Well. i guess we better get to looting these losers before their bodies dissapear and they respawn." Spoony said, searching through a fallen mage's pockts and satchels, coming up with 55 Septims, 2 flawless emeralds, a Shield of Fire Protection, a Helm of Disintirgration, and a Dagger of Quickening. Everyone else began looting.


Everyony found good loot, and pocketed it. "Now, let's go close this gate" Rainbo said, walking toards it. "Let's" AngryJoe said, retireving his Dragonbone sword from a fallen Draugr's chest.


They all entered the gate to Oblivion in a firey blaze. (Next chapter coming soon everypony, yay!)