• Published 12th Sep 2012
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What Happens in Terraria - BioChemicalWolfGear



I was playing Terraria when I found a magic mirror that went somewhere...new.

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Sequel

AND IT'S OUT!

I had planned on doing another story before this one but I had so many awesome ideas and so many places i wanted to go with it that I brought it out early :D

Sequel

Also chapters 1, 2, and 3 are a bit rushed. I frankly wanted to get as much done as I could before going back to college but it turns out I have more time than I thought I would so they aren't as well done as the rest of the story.

Comments ( 64 )

well buck me, people actually love terraria. and i thought i'm the only weirdo who just loves to play it.

1959302
>implying this is 4chan

LOL and no not xenophobe but I kinda don't like the idea of dating something that's not human. You will find things later on that will suggest other wise but mind you there will be no actuall shipping.

much of it implied actually

1965600
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW I LOVED THAT ONE! :raritystarry:

1978680
I am afraid i lack the mental capacity to compose a satisfactory reply to your post, good sir.

1978680
Thank you :D

I think...WHAT THE HELL IS OTP?!?

Over the top...wait

ososatysfying?!?!?!

1980068
One True Pairing.

In short, the one ship someone holds above all others. I believe I explained it before, Gear.

2658990
Why thank you :D

You've also commented on an old story so that's cool. I'd fix all grammar errors only if I knew where they were. :applejackconfused:

2661382
Oh god I wrote that? :rainbowhuh:

LOL wow. Ok well that's embarresing. There was no way that this conversation would have logically gotten better. Oh god my new rules just bite my ass in this fic. :rainbowlaugh:

2770195
LOL nice. I'm going around in my game now will full hollowed gear myself. since this was...of fuck like last year I started? :rainbowlaugh:

Well now I'm just all maxed out and I have 2 techniques to win against any boss. :twilightsmile:

3343989
Nope.

But remember, this is before 1.2 so moon necklace was more of an item that people used for fun rather than practical purposes. Because the shell that turns you into a merfolk wasn't able to combine with it.

3414772
This is before 1.2 so phazeblades were more useful with lower level guys and such.

I don't remember what's in that chapter so I don't know my real reasoning. :twilightsheepish:

3414048

You know, what he said actually makes more sense with the new update and all.:unsuresweetie:

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!!!:pinkiegasp:!!!

OH GOD, HE CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE:fluttershbad:
STAY BACK YOU GYPSY BARD:flutterrage:

3687395
Story is over.

But new one is coming, no submissions for new characters but I can totally have him as an alter ego that I can make my newest guy fight. No idea if I'll get to that.

I have a Wisp, and 4 of the legendary weapons. I also have ghost wings and turtle chest place with turtle leggings and a chlorophyte mask. I have the ank shield thing that removes most if not all debuffs and a set of frozen armor as back up just in case I want to do a little more damage with my vampire knives...also light up caves with my sword or knives.

I've got best gear ever xD

3811892
Really three times? :rainbowhuh:

Uh wow I only reread one shots. :rainbowlaugh:

Good to know I've pleased you so much. :rainbowkiss:

4050195 Nope. Phaseblades suck. Phasesabers don't.

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4050195
Nope. Phaseblades are awesome because they've got a wide reach like Phasesabers but are easier to get than some of the higher level stuff. Their natural knockback can hold flying and ground enemies at bay long enough to kill them with a few swings. Is it a good boss fighting weapon? Only if it's the strongest weapon you've got. but for general purpose it's amazing. :raritywink:

4056399 I agree with that. I meant in raw stats. half my hotbar is weapons at all times. I prefer melee simply because it's all I'm good at, so I need a devastating large weapon with high damage so I never really use those. However, better options were available to your characters. Phasesabers for a direct example. I've read the wiki page.

4056808
I haven't. I can tell you they're useful when a predecessor isn't available. Especially with the knockback you've got on it. Oh god phaseblades are awesome :rainbowdetermined2:

Course Excalibur is still my baby...although I was disappointed when the 1.2 update made its upgraded version a half magical weapon that only swings once before you have to click it again. :ajbemused:

Ugh, I love it's eventual mutation into the Terra blade though. Terra blade has the same complaint, but with an average damage of 127 per swing PLUS that exact damage in the ranged attack it emits...kinda hard to stay mad. :applejackunsure:

4057126 Your talking up a weapon that is (relatively) low damage for PRE-hardmode.... And I have no comment for the rest of what you said.

4057507..... Okay then. Wow, your staying by that considering the fact that their is a MUCH more powerful weapon with all the same perks that you just need some extra crystals to build....
I think your just being lazy/ sticking by a bad decision.

4057539 Well I'm going on the assumption that when you're using it, you're using it during prehardmode. Of course later on it's useless, but it doesn't mean it's not useful for a lower level character. Especially prehardmode. After that it's obsolete, but it doesn't "suck", it's still a useful early game tool.

4057791 I fully agree with you and have induced meteors just so I could make one.

4252398

NYET!!!!
WE NEED THE ENTIRE TERARIAN ARMY LOADED WITH SDMGS AND TERRA BLADES AND GOLDEN ARMOUR WHILE RIDING PIGS WEARING MR T COSTUMES!!!!

4252830 Z0mG W3 Ne3d de über h4xzor in deer ünd tr0ll dem

4367712 That information was inspired by my lunch that day. :raritywink:

4664017 Wait, are you legit? :rainbowhuh: Christ. :rainbowderp:

Well...ok honored and all. Have you seen some of my other work? :duck:

4664922 wolfgear had SEX with the doll and then dropped it into lava while it was covered in seaman... Then banged Luna's top notch pussy behind the scenes of this story.

4664017 well i dont have much time to read and i just gonna read it again if i don't find nothing more cool to do

4668477 Honestly I'm never going to reread any of the stories that come out of fimfiction these days. hell maybe never read another new story ever again, they've lost the quality they used to have. :ajsleepy:

There are still AMAZING stories out there, but most of them are older. :twilightoops:

I was really into it until you introduced Fluttermac!!!

4664922 I love how I no longer even know what I was talking about

4667228 .... I remember this story differently. And it's semen.

4681260 Hey, that couple is awesome.

5718014 nice replying to a comment 47 weeks old :^)

6125200 >144 weeks ago.

6125200 this was before 1.2 So my current gear was the best you could get, and plantera didn't exist back then.

Wait who are you talking too? O.o

5631512 I may make another one day. I have the first chapter done, but I've had it on hietus for a full year, not even uploaded it. But I'll work on it one day.

3687395 Oh btw, that's possibley one of the most hacked characters I've ever heard of. So it doesn't matter how good your gear is if none of it's legit. Sorry bro. Maybe pvp some time so I can prove a point? :P

names biochemicalwolfgear on steam. COME AT ME!

I actually need to practice for boss battles for 1.3 xP

6199419
Heh, I made my comment ages ago, when I was decent at the game. Now I know what true power is.
Vampire knives + Turtle armor = Nigh Invincibility.
And if that isn't good enough, The Horseman's Blade is OP too.

I am excited to read this for four main reasons!
1. I am attempting to write a mlp terraria fic

2. This fic is finished (I am inpatient for chapters to come :D)

3. There is tons of chapters!

4. The chapters look rather long

6563092

This has been quite a while. I posted that comment and forgot about it so thanks for doing this and re-minding me it exists.

P.S. if its gone after this then it would have been deleted by me.

This is awful and hilarious. But mostly awful.

Saurin
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oh god i cant stop laughing

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