What Happens in Terraria

by BioChemicalWolfGear

Outtakes (mostly chat with editor)

“Miss us?” Said Hunger with a smiled plastered all over his face when he got a sight of Radiant. Which too me seemed out of place. Hunger and Celldric joined Radiant and I in the Biology Lab while holding buckets of water.

“My lord we’ve retrieved the first few gallons of water for the Biology Lab.” Said Celldric in his respectful and chivalrous tone.

“Oh hello friends. Just dump the water at the base of the tree and it will do the rest.” He said talking to Hunger more than anyone.

“On it.” Said Hunger. I could swear Hunger and Radiant kept eyeing each other the whole time this process of dumping water at the base of the tree went on.

“We’re short a few hundred gallons so we’ll need much more.” Said Radiant finding an excuse to look Hunger in the eyes.

“Where did you get this water?” I asked them.

“Ponyville’s pond.” Responded Celldric. “No one saw us like you asked.”

“Oh yea I asked you to get it from there. All right carry on.” I turned around and began walking out the door.

“Wait sir I’m not done with my report.” Said Radiant trying to get me to come back.

“All right. You two continue gathering water for the tree.” I told Hunger and Celldric.

“Yes lord and master!” Said Celldric and he ran off out the door. Why he needed to run I have no idea. But Hunger walked out the door calmly like nothing that transpired between him and Hunger.

Then I remembered something from back when I was roleplaying with each of these characters. My friend who was playing as his character Hunger started hitting on me while I was Jungle God. I went along with it and we pretended to go on a date for a while. Until I had to switch to Dark Wolf and take over the world. Then they didn’t see each other for a while.

Could it be that our unofficial romance in game affected the characters we’ve created? Maybe.

ultra1437: Pup x Radiant
ultra1437: OTP
wolfGear: LOL
ultra1437: oh god...
ultra1437: now i can't get it out of my head
ultra1437: i'm not changing it back now
wolfGear: "YES MASTER MORE MORE!"
wolfGear: "YOU WANT MORE? I'LL GIVE YOU MORE!"
ultra1437: you don't know how wrong that sounds after i read.
ultra1437: “That’s kind of you to say, Master.”
wolfGear: Puppet Master pours the syrup all over Radiants pancakes
ultra1437: i literally read that, and then said my bit
wolfGear: "Ok stop!"
wolfGear: "Thank you master
ultra1437: oh god
wolfGear: "You're welcome Radiant."

ultra1437: “Then it’s a date. Come on Radiant. We need to get you to a bed.”

“Yes, master.”
wolfGear: LOL
ultra1437: YOU'RE NOT HELPING DISPELL THE FRIENDSHIPPING
wolfGear: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ultra1437: those are YOUR exact words

Fun fact: Radiant Garden's name came from Kingdom Hearts. (Also final fantasy I believe. Never played it to find out)

ultra1437: “Yes, my lord. Radiant. It’s good to see you are ok.” He said taking Radiant Garden from me.
ultra1437: And now... more friendshipping!
wolfGear: I'm going to have Puppet Master kiss Radiant Garden
ultra1437: Darkness x Radiant
wolfGear: JUST BECCAUSE OF THAT
wolfGear: oh
wolfGear: oh my
ultra1437: that was darkness here.
wolfGear: D:
wolfGear: done
ultra1437: Wait
wolfGear: FUCKING DONE
ultra1437: instead of everyone's gay for braeburn
ultra1437: everyone's gay for Radiant

ultra1437: “An impressive one at that. Though it’s in my boarders so we may have a bit of a problem.”
ultra1437: so celestia has wooden boards?
wolfGear: LOL
ultra1437: i think you mean borders.
wolfGear: borders right
wolfGear: yes
ultra1437: that shit ougta go in the outtakes

ultra1437: do the same with the spike x pup friendshipping
wolfGear: ....
ultra1437 thought it was clever.
wolfGear: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW sure
wolfGear: lol
ultra1437: it's in the outtakes for a reason bro.
wolfGear: haha
ultra1437: but still
ultra1437: pup x radiant shipping is OTP
ultra1437: for your story
wolfGear: k
ultra1437: well...
ultra1437: not sure
ultra1437: maybe radiant x darkness is OTP
ultra1437: WAIT
ultra1437: WAIT
ultra1437: future OTP
ultra1437: Pup x Celly
wolfGear: PLOT TWIST
ultra1437 laughs on the ground
wolfGear: fucking annex that tower Celestia XD
ultra1437: /dirtymind
ultra1437: i... have no words
wolfGear: one moment. Gotta change my rating so I don't get flagged XD

ultra1437: fuck you
ultra1437: your *yawn* made me yawn
ultra1437: that goes in the outtakes

wolfGear: oh man I'm going to do another 8k word day
ultra1437: oh... oh lord.
wolfGear: I'm almost at my 2000 mark on this next chapter
ultra1437: please no?
wolfGear: LOL
wolfGear: k I'll give it to you tomorrow
wolfGear: or I can upload it and let you catch up.
ultra1437: yeah i'd like a little time to actually READ some of the updates i wanted to today, if you don't mind :P
ultra1437: i'm already two behind
wolfGear: why not make it three?
wolfGear: LOL
ultra1437: was PLANNING on getting 27 done this morning
wolfGear: lol
ultra1437: and a few chapters of oldnew luna
ultra1437: again... fucking PLANS that i didn't have got in the way
wolfGear: K I'll let you have time before I send it to you
wolfGear: maybe work on future chapters and stuff :P
ultra1437: meh
ultra1437: i'm not angry at you, i'm pissed at my parents
wolfGear: MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP SENDING ME CHAPTERS! I HATE YOU MOM! yea that sounded bipolar as fuck
wolfGear: in my mind
ultra1437: LOL
ultra1437: outtakes?
wolfGear: outtakes
ultra1437: good.
ultra1437: wait
ultra1437: what about the OTP talk?
wolfGear: already in
ultra1437: good
wolfGear: what's OTP?

ultra1437: It looked as reflective as water, when the moons light reflected on its surface.
ultra1437: Y U NO POSSESSIVE APOSTROPHE?
wolfGear: :D
wolfGear: I do it to make you work harder
ultra1437 grumps
wolfGear: it lets me know you care :3
ultra1437: -.-
wolfGear: LOL

wolfGear: oh
wolfGear: NO!
ultra1437: YES
wolfGear: I'M CONFORMING!
ultra1437: YOU TYPED THEM
ultra1437: YOU DEAL WITH IT
ultra1437: on my screen, they're only three lines, max
ultra1437: and my background changed
wolfGear: :(
ultra1437: Twi's asking for belly wubs
ultra1437: why...
wolfGear: ...
ultra1437: why can't i give her belly wubs
ultra1437: net cuts in two mins
wolfGear: cuz their illegal in Equestria?
ultra1437: /doesn'tgiveafuck
ultra1437: or /fucktapolice
ultra1437: yeah
ultra1437: anyways, i'll be forcibly kicked from the net in about 30 seconds
ultra1437: i'll tell you the story another time, if i've not already told you
wolfGear: ok then :D
wolfGear: bye then
ultra1437: kk baiz
wolfGear: need to sleep anyway
wolfGear: ;nlgksda <--- I dropped my hand?

wolfGear: hey ultra...I'm taking your advice about that shipping XD
ultra1437: ... which one?
wolfGear: But for darkness it's too out of character
ultra1437: i started three.
wolfGear: so I chose
wolfGear: Radiant and Hunger
ultra1437: hmm....
ultra1437: we never saw much of him in the beginning.
wolfGear: so the development of romance can be explained by more character development chatpers
ultra1437: fair enough
wolfGear: we don't need any previous knowledge as long as there is not enough to prove that it cant happen
wolfGear: like if he said "I prefer girls" then it cant work
wolfGear: I'M FUCKING AWESOME

wolfGear: cool story bro where's my story?
ultra1437: the second i did get to salvage :)
ultra1437: i sented.
wolfGear: :D
wolfGear: yaaaaaaaay
wolfGear: I can ignore you now :D
ultra1437 huffs
ultra1437: fine, i see how it is.
ultra1437: :(
wolfGear: we're still friends right :"(
ultra1437: ... maybe.
ultra1437: :P
wolfGear: I WILL FUCK IN THE NAME OF OUR FRIENDSHIP
wolfGear humps bed
ultra1437 respectfully declines
ultra1437: i... don't think that will be necessary
wolfGear: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW YES YES BED YOUR SO SOFT!
wolfGear: AND SPRINGY!

(Rainbow's death)

ultra1437: No editors note from me this time, unless something was hilarious that you'd like to add.
ultra1437: at least in this chat.
wolfGear: I just appoligied for killing off Rainbow in author's note.
wolfGear: uploaded.
ultra1437: well, it's not over yet.
wolfGear: one more chapter
ultra1437: i'ma be honest here
ultra1437: the fuck is going to happen?
wolfGear: funeral
wolfGear: chat with Isis
ultra1437: and goodbye?
wolfGear: well it turns out Isis's attempt ot message the outside world turned into a fan fiction
wolfGear: hence the story
wolfGear: and yea....Puppet Master gets a reward to serf games and pop up randomly to watch all kinds of storylines play out
wolfGear: even participate
wolfGear: basically move around the game universe
wolfGear: lucky bastard :(
wolfGear: and I may hold off on a sequel
ultra1437: lol
ultra1437: i shake my head at your story, good sir.
ultra1437: nobody could take a cliffhanger like that and twist it like you did.
wolfGear: thank you :P

(Last Chapter)

ultra1437: You can call me, The Editor.
ultra1437: And yes
wolfGear: ok at the end of the next chapter we can do that
ultra1437: sweet
wolfGear: have a part where the author and editor are talking after Isis and Puppet Master leave XD
wolfGear: it'll be awesome
ultra1437: Fair enough
ultra1437: I'm up for it
wolfGear: and we'll be like "That was a tricky situation. goood thing we kept them from messaging the world right ultra?"
ultra1437: Damn straight Gear.
wolfGear: lol
wolfGear: ok we should do that after you edit the last chapter :D
ultra1437: so we'd be the 'bad guys'?
ultra1437: who orchestrated it?
wolfGear: or the guys that reinterperate the events in Equestria to a fan fic
wolfGear: us
ultra1437: fair enough
wolfGear: we kept them from messaging the outside world XD

Comments

[ultra1437]

Oh lord, you didn't say when you'd post this. Damn that's hilarious.

[Khorne]

I do the same thing with the author I work with.

[BioChemicalWolfGear]

1876305

Sequel will come in some other time. I'm going to work on another story first then get into the sequel when I have it all planned out.

[MarcusFirehaven]

I am fucked. I have no attention span, so I have like 13 stories I have that are REALLY GOOD but never pay enough attention to get much done. I also lack a proofreader, and the new FimFiction format is hell on my kindle, which was already slow since it was not even designed for anything graphic intensive, like the internet... seriously, this kindle doesn't even have a backlight.

[val]

I HATE YOU SO MUCH! and not cause they got stuck

[Savant Sentral]

Mah sides!

[Gizmo Gear]

WOW!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Green-Venom]

You two seemed to be having a good time. XD