//------------------------------// // Outtakes (mostly chat with editor) // Story: What Happens in Terraria // by BioChemicalWolfGear //------------------------------// “Miss us?” Said Hunger with a smiled plastered all over his face when he got a sight of Radiant. Which too me seemed out of place. Hunger and Celldric joined Radiant and I in the Biology Lab while holding buckets of water. “My lord we’ve retrieved the first few gallons of water for the Biology Lab.” Said Celldric in his respectful and chivalrous tone. “Oh hello friends. Just dump the water at the base of the tree and it will do the rest.” He said talking to Hunger more than anyone. “On it.” Said Hunger. I could swear Hunger and Radiant kept eyeing each other the whole time this process of dumping water at the base of the tree went on. “We’re short a few hundred gallons so we’ll need much more.” Said Radiant finding an excuse to look Hunger in the eyes. “Where did you get this water?” I asked them. “Ponyville’s pond.” Responded Celldric. “No one saw us like you asked.” “Oh yea I asked you to get it from there. All right carry on.” I turned around and began walking out the door. “Wait sir I’m not done with my report.” Said Radiant trying to get me to come back. “All right. You two continue gathering water for the tree.” I told Hunger and Celldric. “Yes lord and master!” Said Celldric and he ran off out the door. Why he needed to run I have no idea. But Hunger walked out the door calmly like nothing that transpired between him and Hunger. Then I remembered something from back when I was roleplaying with each of these characters. My friend who was playing as his character Hunger started hitting on me while I was Jungle God. I went along with it and we pretended to go on a date for a while. Until I had to switch to Dark Wolf and take over the world. Then they didn’t see each other for a while. Could it be that our unofficial romance in game affected the characters we’ve created? Maybe. ultra1437: Pup x Radiant ultra1437: OTP wolfGear: LOL ultra1437: oh god... ultra1437: now i can't get it out of my head ultra1437: i'm not changing it back now wolfGear: "YES MASTER MORE MORE!" wolfGear: "YOU WANT MORE? I'LL GIVE YOU MORE!" ultra1437: you don't know how wrong that sounds after i read. ultra1437: “That’s kind of you to say, Master.” wolfGear: Puppet Master pours the syrup all over Radiants pancakes ultra1437: i literally read that, and then said my bit wolfGear: "Ok stop!" wolfGear: "Thank you master ultra1437: oh god wolfGear: "You're welcome Radiant." ultra1437: “Then it’s a date. Come on Radiant. We need to get you to a bed.” “Yes, master.” wolfGear: LOL ultra1437: YOU'RE NOT HELPING DISPELL THE FRIENDSHIPPING wolfGear: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ultra1437: those are YOUR exact words Fun fact: Radiant Garden's name came from Kingdom Hearts. (Also final fantasy I believe. Never played it to find out) ultra1437: “Yes, my lord. Radiant. It’s good to see you are ok.” He said taking Radiant Garden from me. ultra1437: And now... more friendshipping! wolfGear: I'm going to have Puppet Master kiss Radiant Garden ultra1437: Darkness x Radiant wolfGear: JUST BECCAUSE OF THAT wolfGear: oh wolfGear: oh my ultra1437: that was darkness here. wolfGear: D: wolfGear: done ultra1437: Wait wolfGear: FUCKING DONE ultra1437: instead of everyone's gay for braeburn ultra1437: everyone's gay for Radiant ultra1437: “An impressive one at that. Though it’s in my boarders so we may have a bit of a problem.” ultra1437: so celestia has wooden boards? wolfGear: LOL ultra1437: i think you mean borders. wolfGear: borders right wolfGear: yes ultra1437: that shit ougta go in the outtakes ultra1437: do the same with the spike x pup friendshipping wolfGear: .... ultra1437 thought it was clever. wolfGear: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW sure wolfGear: lol ultra1437: it's in the outtakes for a reason bro. wolfGear: haha ultra1437: but still ultra1437: pup x radiant shipping is OTP ultra1437: for your story wolfGear: k ultra1437: well... ultra1437: not sure ultra1437: maybe radiant x darkness is OTP ultra1437: WAIT ultra1437: WAIT ultra1437: future OTP ultra1437: Pup x Celly wolfGear: PLOT TWIST ultra1437 laughs on the ground wolfGear: fucking annex that tower Celestia XD ultra1437: /dirtymind ultra1437: i... have no words wolfGear: one moment. Gotta change my rating so I don't get flagged XD ultra1437: fuck you ultra1437: your *yawn* made me yawn ultra1437: that goes in the outtakes wolfGear: oh man I'm going to do another 8k word day ultra1437: oh... oh lord. wolfGear: I'm almost at my 2000 mark on this next chapter ultra1437: please no? wolfGear: LOL wolfGear: k I'll give it to you tomorrow wolfGear: or I can upload it and let you catch up. ultra1437: yeah i'd like a little time to actually READ some of the updates i wanted to today, if you don't mind :P ultra1437: i'm already two behind wolfGear: why not make it three? wolfGear: LOL ultra1437: was PLANNING on getting 27 done this morning wolfGear: lol ultra1437: and a few chapters of oldnew luna ultra1437: again... fucking PLANS that i didn't have got in the way wolfGear: K I'll let you have time before I send it to you wolfGear: maybe work on future chapters and stuff :P ultra1437: meh ultra1437: i'm not angry at you, i'm pissed at my parents wolfGear: MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP SENDING ME CHAPTERS! I HATE YOU MOM! yea that sounded bipolar as fuck wolfGear: in my mind ultra1437: LOL ultra1437: outtakes? wolfGear: outtakes ultra1437: good. ultra1437: wait ultra1437: what about the OTP talk? wolfGear: already in ultra1437: good wolfGear: what's OTP? ultra1437: It looked as reflective as water, when the moons light reflected on its surface. ultra1437: Y U NO POSSESSIVE APOSTROPHE? wolfGear: :D wolfGear: I do it to make you work harder ultra1437 grumps wolfGear: it lets me know you care :3 ultra1437: -.- wolfGear: LOL wolfGear: oh wolfGear: NO! ultra1437: YES wolfGear: I'M CONFORMING! ultra1437: YOU TYPED THEM ultra1437: YOU DEAL WITH IT ultra1437: on my screen, they're only three lines, max ultra1437: and my background changed wolfGear: :( ultra1437: Twi's asking for belly wubs ultra1437: why... wolfGear: ... ultra1437: why can't i give her belly wubs ultra1437: net cuts in two mins wolfGear: cuz their illegal in Equestria? ultra1437: /doesn'tgiveafuck ultra1437: or /fucktapolice ultra1437: yeah ultra1437: anyways, i'll be forcibly kicked from the net in about 30 seconds ultra1437: i'll tell you the story another time, if i've not already told you wolfGear: ok then :D wolfGear: bye then ultra1437: kk baiz wolfGear: need to sleep anyway wolfGear: ;nlgksda <--- I dropped my hand? wolfGear: hey ultra...I'm taking your advice about that shipping XD ultra1437: ... which one? wolfGear: But for darkness it's too out of character ultra1437: i started three. wolfGear: so I chose wolfGear: Radiant and Hunger ultra1437: hmm.... ultra1437: we never saw much of him in the beginning. wolfGear: so the development of romance can be explained by more character development chatpers ultra1437: fair enough wolfGear: we don't need any previous knowledge as long as there is not enough to prove that it cant happen wolfGear: like if he said "I prefer girls" then it cant work wolfGear: I'M FUCKING AWESOME wolfGear: cool story bro where's my story? ultra1437: the second i did get to salvage :) ultra1437: i sented. wolfGear: :D wolfGear: yaaaaaaaay wolfGear: I can ignore you now :D ultra1437 huffs ultra1437: fine, i see how it is. ultra1437: :( wolfGear: we're still friends right :"( ultra1437: ... maybe. ultra1437: :P wolfGear: I WILL FUCK IN THE NAME OF OUR FRIENDSHIP wolfGear humps bed ultra1437 respectfully declines ultra1437: i... don't think that will be necessary wolfGear: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW YES YES BED YOUR SO SOFT! wolfGear: AND SPRINGY! (Rainbow's death) ultra1437: No editors note from me this time, unless something was hilarious that you'd like to add. ultra1437: at least in this chat. wolfGear: I just appoligied for killing off Rainbow in author's note. wolfGear: uploaded. ultra1437: well, it's not over yet. wolfGear: one more chapter ultra1437: i'ma be honest here ultra1437: the fuck is going to happen? wolfGear: funeral wolfGear: chat with Isis ultra1437: and goodbye? wolfGear: well it turns out Isis's attempt ot message the outside world turned into a fan fiction wolfGear: hence the story wolfGear: and yea....Puppet Master gets a reward to serf games and pop up randomly to watch all kinds of storylines play out wolfGear: even participate wolfGear: basically move around the game universe wolfGear: lucky bastard :( wolfGear: and I may hold off on a sequel ultra1437: lol ultra1437: i shake my head at your story, good sir. ultra1437: nobody could take a cliffhanger like that and twist it like you did. wolfGear: thank you :P (Last Chapter) ultra1437: You can call me, The Editor. ultra1437: And yes wolfGear: ok at the end of the next chapter we can do that ultra1437: sweet wolfGear: have a part where the author and editor are talking after Isis and Puppet Master leave XD wolfGear: it'll be awesome ultra1437: Fair enough ultra1437: I'm up for it wolfGear: and we'll be like "That was a tricky situation. goood thing we kept them from messaging the world right ultra?" ultra1437: Damn straight Gear. wolfGear: lol wolfGear: ok we should do that after you edit the last chapter :D ultra1437: so we'd be the 'bad guys'? ultra1437: who orchestrated it? wolfGear: or the guys that reinterperate the events in Equestria to a fan fic wolfGear: us ultra1437: fair enough wolfGear: we kept them from messaging the outside world XD