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deadpansnarker
"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."
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Ten to the dozen would mean going slowly, presume you mean nineteen to the dozen?
Fun story! :)
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Not quite as fast as that, she is still a baby after all. Let’s say... fifteen-to-the-dozen.
10352418
excellent!!
Oh, shit, that ending
Something tells me Cadance knew very well this wasn't a toothbrush, but hey, she can't be mad at Twi. If anything, she should blame herself, she's a Princess of Love after all, and she didn't get Twilight a boyfriend.
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You might be right there. On the Cadance thing that is, who knows if Twilight wants any kind of permanent love interest. She has her books, her duties and Spike, and that seems good enough for her both in canon and in most stories...
First story I found myself actually lol at.
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As a fic designated in the ‘comedy’ category, I’ll take that as a compliment. Thank you
10352638
Indeed.
I got one of those, but it never rated my vibes.
10352652
It’s okay. If you return it within one calendar month, you get your bits back. Result!
That ending! What the f&$@?!
Fun/messed up story!
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I like to entertain, and also shock a bit. Mission accomplished!
Oh Twilight Twilight Twilight. *shakes head* You don't keep things like that in a drawer. You keep them in a little lock box under your bed with the key in your nightstand drawer. Not that I'm speaking from experience...of course. *looks left* *looks right*
10353015
The acronym TMI has never seemed more relevant...
LMAO The whole story was hilarious. In the beginning, I thought she was talking about the vibrator and then thought she might be talking about Smarty Pants, and I was right. But, then I knew that Flurry was going to grab the thing that wasn't intended. And, Cadance glaring at Twilight? Priceless! I hope you write a sequel. Maybe where Cadane confronts Twilight and somehow punishes her. And at the end you should add a part where Spike finds out he brushed his teeth with TWILIIGHT'S VIBRATOR?!! And then he pukes for days or passes out from the shock idk just an idea lol. Have a great day oh my god lmao can't stop laughing!
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Now that is what I call a review. But did you enjoy the fic, that is the question...
10353243
Saying that I enjoyed it would be an understatement.
10353250
Marvellous. And appreciate the follow.
Oh no...
Spike, I hope you did renew that membership fee, 'cause sooner or later you'll need that union. Might help with your therapist bills at the very least.
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Poor Spike. Who’s gonna tell him? I volunteer someone else
10353015
just keep telling your self that.
Yeah sure you ain't.
Sorry but I had to get that out of my system.
10353015
...I found your key, by the way. Now, what to do with it?
Blackmail sounds appealing..."transfer 5000 bits to vault number #807721251 if you don't want to be humiliated in front of your family!" or something...
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Silly fool! Blackmail only works on those with any dignity to lose.
Twilight Sparkle's gonna get it!
I absolutely lost it at the end. If Spike only knew where that thing has been.
I wonder what Spike thinks the flavor is probably not meant
Ironic, that two of three stereotipical designs that may come to mind aren't actually intended toys... one is back massager and another is vibrating cleaner brush
Twilight missed opportunity to choose explanation which would keep her out of hot waters
Oh boy... Good Night Everypony!
I did not expect to take this particular path on this story. But it sure was fun!