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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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On the eve of Twilight's coronation, a terrible thing happens. Grogar is resurrected, and swears revenge on all ponykind! Only problem is, no-one is remotely scared. Could it have something to do with a certain draconequus impersonator.....?

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Grogar is Grogone.

No wonder nobody takes him seriously! Having a weakness like that makes him a wuss!

10284805
I know, it was part of the joke :rainbowwild:

I must be doing something wrong. I’m just a bit out of practice, that’s all. With this ‘Pinkie Pie’ I’ll be sure to be a lot louder and terrifying in my approach. After all, with a namby-pamby name like that, how strong could she possibly be?

Who knows: Pinkie's power is too great to be measured.

Fun story! I loved you did the narration!:rainbowlaugh:

"Our pal Grogar is now an also-ram! Get it? I've been working on my action one-liners after we get into so many fights together, can't you tell? [...]" - Twilight

Wha....... Wha........ WHAT????!!!!!

But I...... this is.........

AND HE......

I........ I..........

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
*I begin crying and yelling and going loopy*

10284805
HEY!!
Even the devil himself has feelings you know!

10284925
I underestimated just how bonkers the world has gotten....

Who wants to rule this madhouse anyway....

HARUMPH!!

10286030
Yep....

So many years of plotting and being feared and being brought into the new age of MLP...

And that is what i'm reduced to..... A BUCKING JOKE!

I have watched the ending of the end and I did not like how it turned out. The real Grogar should have been the true villain of season nine, not Tirek, Chrysalis and Cozy Glow! Hasbro has made Grogar a big joke! And I hate Discord for pretending to be the ancient tyrannical ram too!

Might be funnier if he just said screw it and left. Good laugh though.

10291390
No one hates it more than I.

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