Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash have been dating for some time now. It's been nothing but awesome, and thus Rainbow's decided she wants to pop the question. There's just one tiny thing getting in the way: Pinkie once told her she had to meet a very specific condition if she ever wanted to get married. If Rainbow really wants to tie the knot, she'll have to resort to drastic measures.
A silly idea that came to mind and just had to be written out. Cover art by Cozmicpandawolf, used with permission.
Chapters (1)
Then comes Cupcakes
Yep, that went about how I expected it to. A good short story.
This was a wonderful little read. Here's a like.
I mean, I knew where this was headed, but I'm happy to have not been disappointed, lol.
Very cute. I still can't believe anybody could possibly dislike pie. (The food and/or the pony, only about 50% of people like the implied organ.)
OH MY GOD!!!
I mean, come on Dash! She knows you were in the Social!
This was adorable.
This was sweet.
This was hilarious.
And I don't think anyone who has read it is sorry either.
If you hadn't made that ending I was going to suggest it.
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I love pie, so I really stretched my imagination to try and envision ways to describe it as bad. In a way, that was one of the most challenging and fun parts of the whole story.
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Pay no attention to that plot hole behind the curtain! The Wizard of Hasbro commands you!
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Nope. This was a one shot.
OMG *dies of laughter*
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It's not a plot hole - it's just competitivity overriding disgust! When it's important, Dash can move mountains!
"What flavour is it?" "Pie-flavoured!"
The ending was predictable and I knew something along those lines will happen the moment I read the description, it did not disappoint. Writing a description to make pies sound disgusting must have been hard, I am really hungry now
Great story, really enjoyed it from start to finish.
I was waiting for that hoof to drop. You almost got me to think it wasn't going to. Still a good reveal though
Me reading the story:"Please let it be an euphemism!Please let it be an euphemism"
Yeeeessss!!!
Pinkie pie- HEY DASHIE WANT SOME SKITTLES??!?!?
Rainbow Dash- sure
*Pinkie gives Dashie pink sprinkles as she eats rainbow ones*
Rainbow Dash- wait a minute
i wonder how pinkie's old-timey traditional family would feel about her asking rd to sleep with her before marriage