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Octavia wakes up one morning to find that she can’t play any of her instruments at all -- It’s almost like her cello wasn’t meant to be played with hooves in the first place! Together with Vinyl Scratch they must figure out what the hay is going on around here.

Or maybe they’ll just end up breaking Octavia's cello.

Art by AspergerGoodness.

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i found this amusing :pinkiehappy:

Oh ponyfeathers :o

No telling why Tavi's stopped working, but Vinyl has a fallback for her problem: She's a unicorn, ergo: MAGIC! :coolphoto:

Found this amusing but not that great.

Frederic may soon realize that he, too, cannot play the piano. How the buck do you play a piano with hooves?!

What? Complete? That's it?!

Indeed, it would be interesting if the story went on.

Maybe her horn has just became a stick coming out of her face. :derpytongue2:

Notice: This story isn't listed in Band's "Stories" section yet. Either s/he forgot to hit Publish, something is wrong on FimFiction's end, or EqD jumped the gun.

An auspicious beginning. But where to go from here?
Surely you won't leave the two most musical ponies in all of Equestria unable to perform. You couldn't possibly be that cruel.

This was entertaining, good work sir!

“I’m not crazy. I’m classical!”

Best line ever! :pinkiehappy:

Next up, the weather team can no longer manipulate water particles in the air with their bare hooves.

...you know, taken to it's logical extremes, this could be a setup for an interesting "Adventure" story. Magic in Equestria dries up, need to go fix it before Luna and `Tia can't maintain the Geocentric spin of the Sun and Moon anymore.

Oh, and Rainbow Dash is PISSED because, without magic, her wings are TOO SMALL to allow her to FLY! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Twilight_crazy.png

Please, somepony take this idea and make it a fic. I REALLY want to read it now... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Bonbon_OMG_LOVE.png

Speaking of afraid...
That cover pic makes me very afraid...

And that's how humanity was made started! :pinkiehappy:

Wait, it must be Discord! He is inflicting real physics on Equestria. Run! Pegasus will fall from the sky! Tea cups will be rendered useless!

1269654 It's in the approve que.

500 + Veiw and onyl on the page for a mere minuet, SORCERY I TELL YOU

1270850 It's been on EqD for a few hours, but 500+ view in that small a time frame is still oh mah gerdness so awesome.

Dun Dun DUUUNN! I smell a sequel!

It's a little late, but I'm still gonna say it...


Hilarious...absolutely hilarious! :rainbowlaugh:

Saw this on EqD

If this spreads from pony to pony like a plague chaos will be caused.

There's a surprisingly dark implication in this comedy piece. The magic of Equestria is failing.

My personal theory has always been that pony magic is channeled via keratin "antennae". This is most obvious with unicorn horns, of course, but it's also how pegasi fly (keratin feathers channelling flight magic) and how ponies in general manipulate things with their hooves that they normally couldn't (short-range telekinesis). It's also how earth ponies do whatever it is earth ponies do. :ajbemused:

epic coverart.

1271885 AspergerGoodness certainly does have a way with a blank canvas. The same could be said for your avatar, too. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Colgate_bedroomeyes.png

This reminds me of a certain Spongebob episode...



I always felt they could grab things due to microscopic cilia on their forehooves which could be unconsciously manipulated by the pony.

Oh NO!:pinkiegasp: Without the pegasus-maintained weather, Equestrian society will crumble!
And THEN what will I do for a living?:raritycry:

I think this situation is known as the centipede's dilemma. How do they walk with so many legs?

Oh Faust NO! Don't take the fic down in disgust! He didn't MEAN to insult your creative ability THAT badly! Don't do it! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Soarin_dayum.png

How is this a comedy!!?? This is tragic!!! :fluttershysad:
But seriously, you should make this a full length about everything everyone who posted before me mentioned with the magic failing and real physics and whatnot :derpytongue2:

Pony hooves work on a biological form of granular jamming. There, I have explained everything. :pinkiecrazy:

I'm not sure what was more amusing, the story or the cover art you got for it. Either way, thumbs up, well done sir!

2094938 Yeah, Asperger's a pretty cool guy when it comes to art-ing.

It's contagious and Octavia is Pony Zero?

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