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Ave Celestia

We who are about to befriend salute you!


Not to be confused with the superior and wholly unrelated My Roommate Is a Vampire by Dennis the Menace (which you should go read instead of this if you haven't already!)

Short, silly Octascratch wherein Vinyl Scratch comes home to Octavia in an awesome vampire cape. Has Vinyl become a terrifying creature of dark passions? Will Octavia be amused? (Spoilers: no.) Is there a twist where it's not Vinyl who's the vampire but Octavia instead? (Spoiler: also no.) Or perhaps Vinyl has simply been reading way too many vampire novels recently? (Spoiler: it's that one!)

Cover image from the talented namelesshero2222.

Now with a Youtube reading by the delightful ObabScribbler!

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 26 )

This was freakin adorable! I kinda wanna see it animated.

Bwhahahah! That was awesome

Awh, is it over already?

This parody was pure gold and cuteness, I need more :raritystarry:

β€œI knew it was a mistake to teach you to read.”


This was cute little comedy between two friends/lovers.


Thank you all for your kind comments! I'm glad you enjoyed reading the story! :rainbowkiss:

Yes, I enjoyed writing that. It makes me laugh.

To be continued in our imaginations. I myself foresee Octavia giving Vinyl a thorough and vigorous scrubbing with a stiff-bristled brush and a rejuvenating eucalyptus mint shampoo with volumizing conditioner beneath the hot water of their steam-filled bathroom. Their entire apartment will smell of it for days.

Cute Story, Nice buildup

What a hilarious story it was. :rainbowlaugh: I loved every moment of the story, including Vinyl's unsuccessful attempts at trying to prove to Octavia that she's a vampire, Vinyl "losing" to Octavia after getting poked in the chest with Octavia's bow, and the little romantic moment at the end. Oh, and I bet Octavia and Vinyl had a wonderful time in the shower as well. :heart:

I'm too tired to form good sentences right now, so I'll just give you some words:
adorable, funny, lots of yes, made me smile and chuckle.

Now for me to go to sleep before I rope myself into another fic....

What's hilarious is that I would do this.
Cx Sweet Celestia this was brilliant! I. Am. Dying. :rainbowlaugh: Favorite, upvote, and y'know what? You are deserving of my most glorious prize: The Bro Muffin. The Bro Muffin is for only the most fabulously ridiculous fics in all of Equestria, and I do believe that this is. :rainbowkiss:
Don't try to absorb all the awesomeness at once, you may go blind. :rainbowwild:

Author Interviewer

I fucking lost it at "extra-darkness". XD

Author Interviewer

This is the best ScratchTavia-fic-where-Vinyl-isn't-a-changeling I have ever read. :D

Wow, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed the story so much.

That's really rather high praise! What did you like so much about this story? The most commented on element seems to be β€œcute.” I'm Moderately Encumbered with non-creative stuff but do I have a different fic under construction. Tone is not completely nailed down yet and I figure I should work on further developing whatever was best about this story.

I'm receptive to suggestions! (from anyone!)


Author Interviewer

It was funny, you characterized Octavia and Vinyl the way I liked, and somehow I didn't barf myself inside out when it got shippy, so that's a win in my book. :V

That's good, honest feedback there. Thank you!

Expectation: joke version of My Roomate Is A Vampire

Reality: cute fic that captured my vision of TaviScratch

Hi there. I hope you don't mind, but I liked think fic so much I've adapted it into an audio version on YouTube:

β€œI knew it was a mistake to teach you to read.”

Hahahaha, oh... oh lawdy...

This was so hilarious, I lost it, but in a way it was sweet, hehe...

Aww, so shippy and yet so awesome sauce~ :heart; I like it!
I hearby approve of this story.


No, no I don't mind. I just laughed in delight literally for twenty minutes straight, the whole time through the reading and then five minutes after. The back of my head hurts from smiling so hard and so long.

I really, really needed that right now at this time in my life. I feel so much better! Thank you so very much! :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

I'' usually talkative and all -react to almost everything - but don't feel like it. Not when I'm in the mood for some lovey dovey. :rainbowkiss: Also, sent by Scribbler. Loved the narration and this story itself! Though I will say this: Still a better love story than twilight :rainbowlaugh:

Best wishes,
~9thRoyalPirateAssassin (Mystic Stirling) ;P

P.S. Insta fav!!!

Aww this is such a cute story, one of the best ones of the OctavScratch I've ever read.


Hilariously adorable Octavia Scratch foreplay! :heart::rainbowlaugh:

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