After arriving at the outskirts of a place called Ponyville through reasons you don't understand, you are quickly set upon by the local welcoming committee — a bright pink pony whose idea of a welcome is attempting to murder you with cuddles.
How are you going to get out of this one?
AUTHORS NOTES
My response to the sudden influx of cuddle-fics. It is not to be taken seriously (especially the ending).
I regret nothing. Rated Teen for one use of strong language.
Cover image cropped from 'Pinkie Simulator' by doubleWbrothers. See Source for link.
Chapters (1)
Shub-Niggurath approves of your sacrifice.
*Initiate TROLL, repeat TROLL, not to be taken seriously, mode* 'OMFG Y U HURT PINKIE U SUCK *Deactivate TROLL mode* In all honesty, this was a decent story. I'm starting to get tired of the cuddle fics, but yours was a deconstruction.
Well that's one grumpy fuck. Hope he wanders into a dragon's den.
You made Pinkie Angry. You won't like her when she's angry
Hmm this was artistic! Like when you move a pen across paper and you cry in awe as the ink moves smoothly like the tears of Jesus or somthing...no I'm not high!
Lets face it. frank is fucked when the other type of pinkie comes out.
reading this, I'm surprised he didn't give her a Chelsea Smile.
well... at least he didnt let pinkie know that was a Glasgow kiss. she might go around headbutting everyone.
Making Pinkie cry...
you dun goof'd.
I don't think her friends would take to that kindly.
At all.
*Super Gasp*
YOU MADE PINKIE CRY!!!!!!!
Prepare to fire the Interplanetary Orbital Offense Maser Cannons!!!!
P.S. - Your ass is grass.
media.tumblr.com/c4f80663e9c799fd8da0a418aefa3651/tumblr_inline_mg2f165bAL1qec77f.jpg "You brought this on yourself..."
On a relevant note: What's with all the cuddle fics? Is it like the peach obsession that occurred in October?
4194322 Glasgow Pinkie is horrible. She wants to Glasgow-kiss everyone and give everyone Glasgow-smiles.
I KNEW IT!!! THE PINKIE SIMULATOR!!
Give in to your anger.
anyone else reminded of media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mahc6paAzP1r2qwgh.jpg
heheheheheheheheheheheeh
sequil with pinkamena?
*he comes back to Ponyville, with ponies surrounding him in anger*
Twilight: You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherbucker.
I would like a hug from pinkie pie
I actually would kind of like a cuddle from Pinkie.
The kiss, not so much.
You Say To Take This As A Joke?
I kind of like it. while I would accept Pinkie's greeting, she can be a little
overwhelming and annoying at times so maybe a little reality check that
not everyone is all happy rainbows and touchy feely is in order once in
a while. curious about Twilight's reaction thought. good job.
4195079 Oh damn.
Haha poor Pinkie!