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I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. YouTube Channel


A pegasus walking home from work overhears his human neighbours talking about the things they like to do to fillies, so he does what any rational pony would do — and assembles an angry mob.

However, what he thinks he heard and what was actually said are two very different things.

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This is awesomely funny, dude.

I don't even...I can't...
I don't have any more comment to give. I just...can't.

It goes in one ear and right out the other. People talking shit, but you know I never bother.


Fluttershy'd make an awesome riot cop.

Why did they have to be human? :unsuresweetie: A nice little story regardless, and them being human doesn't seem to serve much purpose. Coulda worked just as well (and maybe even better) if they were ponies.
And the second person was none too needed either.

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I felt humans would be better because I was using a human product as the basis.


And as for the second person... I suck at naming OCs. :rainbowlaugh:

:rainbowlaugh: Wow I've never seens a bad pun delivered so well before, that was funny! As for your issue with the OC yeah I can't help with that, I've got nothing.:facehoof:

Yay, the glorious state of Pennsylvania was kinda barely mentioned a little bit! #PARepresent!
>inb4 this comment gets downvoted to oblivion

There are not enough facehoof in all world!!

I too like a bit of philly, although the best thing I ever made was bagels, with bacon and philly... Oh Mai Gawd it was delicious!

Oh yeah, the story was hilarious. It's always fun to pick on the ponies naievity :rainbowlaugh:

Darn, I was thinking Steak Sandwich, but that would just make things worse. And I've never actually heard of philly spread.:fluttershyouch:

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